What to give to a doctor?
28 years
Not interested in: cuisine, sports

Subscribe to WoW, of course.

In the pharmacy line shit, an hour standing, no movement. here sharply behind the girl whispers: "I would rather give birth than buy this dirty test!!!and "

A friend in the compass collapses, and on the machine sings quietly:
Tra-t-ta, tra-t-ta, we’re fucking with you cat.
Then I thought: No. In my opinion it was not so...

I’m one of 95 percent of people who laugh at jokes about Linux without ever seeing it in their eyes.

What is the accent on the word Ubuntu?

My sister is constantly at work, so I usually drive with my niece (6 years old).
The seller brings a pink shirt and says to me:
“Look what a beautiful salmon color I found for your baby. The size should fit well.
Bone with indignation:
Aunt, it’s not good to lie. What a pink, this is pink. Only girls wear it. And for boys there are only three colors - black, gray and like the special forces. I am not a boy, I am a boy!
I am so proud of them)

Oh my God, how old I am, I still remember decent people.
Faina of Ranevskaya.

- I was attacked by tenderness and picked 50r on the Gandons...

Julia: Irina, good day))): (What the money for the chair did not come. Problem with armor?

Julia, good day to you! We take the order, and do what you want with the armor. If what you wrote - send a picture to post.)

The Wednesday.

It was the third day of bloody struggles of graduates with alcohol.

The worst thing is when you wake up with a whimper from the sound of the perforator. You get up like this, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that, you get up like that.

xhh: It is only worth creating a folder on the servacle of the univea "Porno", shut it NTFS rights to everyone except admin servacle, and you can find out how damn protected servacle and how many in the universe of gifted students :)
There is no porn in it. what it lies. :D
HH: You are there too!

How I was stunned by these stories of “a modest girl + two cool guys” that we see in all vampire/fantasy and all comedy films.
When will there be "normal modest guy + two super cool breasty models"?

Look at it, idiot.

EPIC FAIL, is to buy those reviews, come home, and read that it was cancelled...

Instruction: how to assemble a TV with a sink and a venic.

Walk in the park with my family. There are two guys standing nearby, drinking beer, talking about something quietly. A motorcyclist rides by the enduric, the guys notice him, shake his hand. He brakes, but does not come in, showing with his hand: a pedestrian zone, I will not go. The guys approach him, the motorcyclist lifts the helmet and rests on the steering wheel. We have interruptions of the conversation:
Do you remember Toh? Which of the two weddings? So I divorced. His wife scandalized him, broke the doorstep of everything, plus the divorce of the babble. And Vanku’s wife constantly cheats that she doesn’t bring much money, and Zhorka...
After a few minutes of such a conversation, one of the guys asks the biker:
How are you yourself?
and I? A smile appears on the bike’s face. I have a motorcycle and I have a motorcycle.
The guy wears a cotton helmet back, starts a bike and leaves.

xxx: Heard in the Crab Nebula flash in (gamma range)
YYY: It’s Putin’s relatives sending him a encrypted message.
Zzzz: Where will the President be transmitted from? The Big Bear?

What does laziness do to a man... I started running in the evenings only to not write my diploma!

The best comment to the new film X-Men First Class just killed:

This submarine is similar to my former one.

This is a tape:
The cashier of an illegal exchange in Moscow locked the door and burned money for five hours.

the_bmf: The fool fucking graduates at the end of June, not at the end of May!

Nemo: Yes, I also fucked them all!!! The park next to the house, will be eaten and sludge under the windows, pedras!

BMF: It is like a ball. Not a fucking fuck.