If after a total drunkenness, in the morning, after falling asleep, a man does not remember anything, in his bathroom someone washes, and on the chair hangs a fuzzy shirt, then in Scotland, mostly, it is considered a full pipe!! to

Sadly, the house is over.

WOW: Maybe another season will be filmed soon, where the house has become dead on paper and will work on the Arabs to treat terrorists and develop super medicines with bionanorobots and will himself walk with a new bio cyber leg that was developed for him by Stark Industries?

from ZH:

What curious stories about contraceptives have you included?

- Much tried, stopped as a result on standard condoms. One day, children found them. I had to give it for "the medicine for the princess". This is exactly what was presented to my grandmother. The reaction was ambiguous.

YYY: Princeton today argued with her because she started smoking! As a result: I am a lazy, careless selfish who has no friends and looks like a child!!! Why am I guilty?!! to
That’s the female logic!

Yyy: You will behave badly, I will marry you and stay with you))))))))))))))))))))))

xxx :D :D :D :D :D

and Alice:
What difference
I think you are a very nice guy.
The Roman:
and what?
and Alice:
I would run after you if you were here.
The Roman:
I would from you.

Sony wants to stop playing games with advertising.
Sony offers to warn gamers that the video will now be shown, after which the game is put on a pause and the user looks at the advertising material.

Commentary

1st It is better that when the head of SONY goes to the toilet, he will have a sign "tolerate a little", and then it will appear "if you do not hold onto yourself, you can change your underwear".

2nd Plus to introduce him a subscription fee for using the sorting (such as single-player games with a subscription fee). Allow to sort only on the identity card (obligatory online registration, AGA). Do not allow into other people's and public toilets under any pretext (DRM). And toilet paper to be issued only in small parts, and for dop. The fee (DLC)

Survey: Which Internet browser do you use?

The commentary:
Do not delete the survey until evening so IE users can vote))

You like to paint, right?
How did you find out?
It can be seen on the eyebrows.

Russia - Uruguay Football
When Russia lost, who said:"so not honestly, the march Uruguay trained"

JT_Z: Technology... I only recalled the cupboard on the kitchen after accidentally seeing through a new webcam hanging on a neighboring house across the street that my kitchen lights burn.

My daughter is sick. In order not to lose shape, I am looking for dictators for the 3rd class. Among other things, we write:

A group of terrorists on Saturday captured a professor, assistant, correspondent, director, trainer on the highway in Odessa.

This is a crazy world 😉

Prognosis: in a couple of years, the virgins who lived before graduation will be allowed to enter universities without exams.

WOW: what, and the blasphemy is perfect: "I preserve virginity for the university")

Valadilen: Again climbed in the bar yesterday and started clinging to the girls
WOW: What did you get?
Valentina is courageous. Dare, fucking have

Yesterday I was called a real man.
YYY: broke the hoops and made repairs in the apartment?
No... I didn’t take off my socks during sex.

@mrznkl: In my opinion, Norilsk residents are already quite ready, physically and morally, to mine minerals somewhere on Saturn’s satellites.

The woman finds a folder with porn. They are trying to create a scandal.
Wife: I joked in the compass, found you a lot of naked women’s whispers! Cheer to fuck?! to
I: Be glad that you are not men!
I thought.

[22:40:35] Kenny: The guitarist on Jiggard looks like something.
[22:41:09] Alexander: they are all like a Jigguru, he is their uterus)

XXX: and now I eat a sandwich like your penis
and :(

XXX is bite.

I am an illusionist!
C: Hah, you made the letter "l" in this word disappear