by eilin_o_connor
Mother, looking into the room, strictly orders:
Go to sleep, my dog.
When I came across, I blamed myself that it was too early to sleep. Immediately, it is explained that the mother was turning to her dog, who is cuddling and cuddling under the table.
- This is how you raise a child, you love it, and he still automatically accepts the treatment of the scotch at his own expense, - the mother breathes.
What a child! The father immediately answered from the couch. I just exhaled myself.

XXX: In pornography, women also spend more screen time. And the camera shows them more and more. Does it undermine masculinity?

yyy: Well... there is a special porn, where in general some men show :)) There is muscularity - at least remove it :))

<...> Production was lost, skills and skills were lost. The missiles are falling. There are theological departments everywhere.
The West had to live in this style for another 10 years, and nothing would be left of Russia with its brilliant managers.
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You have not yet reached a mem of the type "Plan for the collapse of Russia"?
It is very short: "1. Wait for it"

XXX is Welcome. Already in the ECB? Study has begun? and ;)

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XXX: What are the new items? and ;)

YYY:That is all by specialty + philosophy

I have also added philosophy.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The table smells.

XXX: O_o
I have a girl with a beard ;)

Why does Russia have no future?

Roskomnadzor has blocked the website of the leading manufacturer of chemical reagents, standard samples and scientific equipment - Sigma-Aldrich.
They found the names of drugs there!

The science? In Russia? It is funny!

The friendship of peoples has won! I saw in the parking lot of Ashan a Negro and a Uzbek who were in Russian (and quite clean!) Talk about life and the unfair boss O_o

Russia disconnected from Swift and connected to Kafka

How did people with German cars on which the inscription in the style of "Berlin" appears to have passed the psychotherapist?

I sincerely hope that the grandmothers of the new generation will understand that they are not free babysitters, neither cookers nor servants. You finished breastfeeding for more than forty years ago, stop hanging on the mummy's fingers of eighty kilograms of giraffe! Stop being ashamed, coming all the taboo to the PENSIONER to eat from him (your grandmother of the old hardened years were bullied that we are not coming from a hungry Volga, but from another area of the city, where exactly the same shops), still catching with them packs of undernourished and silently wrapped in the pocket money! Yes, there will be grievances, but teach the grandmother to the thought that to pay attention to her is when children and grandchildren do something for her, and not when they see a feeding money-produced nipple in her up to a hundred years!
Are you throwing your children’s grandmother? Tell her "thank you" and make her more gifts on unnecessarily saved babysitter money, and don't get in the position "Let her cook like a restaurant, or we don't bring it!"

I go somewhere for my business. I walk by car school. There is a small crowd in front of the entrance, everyone is excited, smoking. Exam: A blond woman stands out in the background. It is believed that a pink mini-scooter, a shirt, huge dark glasses, heels of 15 cm. Well ordinary. She has a few more tattoos. I approach closer - she has on her right hand with a pen written "Right", and on the left "Left". And on the feet. "Right" and "Left" A little below the shirt, and up the legs to sit more comfortable to read. There was something else written on her right foot, but she wiped out.
Give it, I think. was prepared.

My uncle came to me to repair the home. I am standing in the corridor (the desire to give, lighting and all that). During the process his phone is ringing. I can’t hear his voice, but he speaks:
I listen to!
–...
Yes, I’m here now, I clean up.
–...
It was on the object. I cannot help them with anything.
–...
Why is? Why the fucking?! Because the house is destroyed!

He puts the telephone, puts the homephone on.

The cat passes (somewhat more often to the left than to the right)

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The cat knows more about the song than the story ;)

I just once with a cat in the backpack to the Dominican Republic did not fly :P I sat there quietly, and I go and think that the backpack was heavy??!! It was discovered in time and sent home with the accompanying...

For example, from the Aristotle article to the Yaya article you can go in 10 transitions.
Three transitions: Aristotle – Macedonian – Homosexuality – Yaoy. :D

And what shit invented the lack of toilets for passengers in the subway?

YYY: Imagine the absence. So I imagine how people in white coats with pens strain their minds and here one jumps up and so emotionally excites: "Let’s come up with no toilets!!!"And everyone applauds so, say and let’s.

I don’t know what they will offer to the future.
The current grandchildren. Cook them
They can only buy peelings and doors.
Only handicrafts are known.
by Handblind.
Multiple ones can be included.
and...
All is simple. In order for future grandchildren not to have such grandmothers, you do not need to make mothers of such girls. Or they will choose a wife in the shape of bumpers and knives.
Maybe happiness is in the cakes?

The subscriber claims that when the Internet was installed, the Wi-Fi router was not activated. At the moment, the hackers have set a password on the router and the host can not access the internet.

Review of the film "The Rise of Jupiter"

Watched Cain's breakthrough at Jupiter's wedding, and thought, "It's very similar to the invasion of Zion from the Matrix!" After reading in the director's titles: "Ah no!"))

When Lana had eggs, Vachovsky’s films had barracks, and now it’s like something is missing: “Ah well, yes!”

xxx: Cold water is turned off at home, and the water heater is in the gym.
XXX: The coach thinks he was able to motivate me to the class.

The first time I was named an unforgettable boredom on June 25, 1997 at 18:53:19