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She wrote:
"I find out the sports bag of my husband, who plunged out of the shells. In the corner of the pocket is a suspicious piece. I shake gently and carefully, no, not a condom - a surgical gloves! Thank God, not a cowboy. But shit, the gloves... a maniac? O_o"
And they also say that girls have creative thinking, creativity and blabbling, it is much more convenient to squeeze scissors in medical gloves, remove them and wash your hands not until after.
xxx: yesterday by stupidity she suggested to go out for me, shit my tongue(( all her friends know, mom runs around the house, everyone is happy.. and I feel like Edik from real guys, and how to do shit knows, I will say that I joked - we will break up, I will be silent - I will be a shit, lived a shit quietly, nobody bothered, everyone liked.. no shit, I need a shit to bite.
WOW: I knew you would break your life someday, I was always jealous of your way of life, forgive you, friend. Sadly
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He said, “We will buy broken cream and you will smash with it the places you want me to lick.”
She is: Yes? Is it possible for Paul?
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Does anyone know a boss who can’t fake the boss’s signature?
Fracture of a friend's key:
shtique: to be honest, stupid injury))
BLNK: I totally agree with you))
BlNK: The Fool, Joe
shtique: and there will be no stories, about a heroic scarring with the rescue of people and carcasses))
BlNK: Well stories can be))
Shtique: I won’t give up (I have to invent a legend)
BlNK: I was recruited into a sea cat and was attacked by a sabotage shark trained by fascist Americos.
BlNK: I bit her scabies and saved the operation.
Shtique: It’s too easy to believe, you need something unreal!!! to
BlNK: Kerzhakov hit me in the key with the ball.
Shtique: there is!!! to
Once in another quarrel with his wife, he called her a snake, after which the volume of her whisper doubled. Somewhere in a week, as usual, for reasons I do not understand, there is a conflict. I experiment – I call it a geisha. The look of the stranger > 3 minutes of silence > google > hell!
I watched the scene this morning. The father accompanied her mother kissing her for farewell. Already in the door, the mother recalls, returns, corrects something in front of the mirror, goes to the door. Her father stopped her and kissed her again.
M: What are you?
A: This electronic-digital signature after it file is not subject to change.
The news site.
In Donetsk, police raped a man with a bush
English police enthusiastic about EURO in Donetsk
I like men with cubes.
When I am very scared, I can scratch with bricks.
XXX: You probably didn’t mean that.
About the need for points above the letter "Y": "We will get to the river, there and rest".
From the comments in JJ:
I will say more, these idiots believe in the Orthodox god, celebrate pagan holidays such as Kupala, etc., Catholic type of St. Valentine, engage in yoga, believe in signs, live according to a fancy.
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The vaseline ended (in the walk the legs are lubricated so as not to be rubbed), and the supply of condoms. I go to the pharmacy without thinking:
I am good. Give Vaseline the usual cosmetic and Contex classic.
F: There is no context, take Durex.
I: Then you don’t need condoms, just vaseline.
F: Better to take it.
From the game forum:
What to do if there is no text?
I don’t know, try to imagine the surroundings.
on the desktop a bunch of links to porn sites and the camera is sworn in black isolant so that when it shakes - no one burned
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The physicist surprised today with a post in the VK:
"Hello to all of you! Congratulations to all of you who have successfully entered the RD today. I hope Drop has satisfied you with it. To the killed and those who did not perform the preliminary quest "give up all the lips", I offer my condolences.
Now on the case: my repayment was expected first on the 27th, and then on the 28th. But due to errors on the server, unfortunately, the rep is postponed. So, collect paths for the delivery of labs and consultation on the 28th on 11 o'clock (those who have not given up any labs do not need to take; you can also pull the sapport, but I have cats against them). The final battle will take place later on the day (29th at 10:00). and luck.
PS please translate this message for girls."
If you are pleased to be carried by people who can’t tolerate you, it’s your funeral.
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From Forum
The situation is this, there is a cassette of Sony, the cassette no longer want to listen, and it is a pity to throw out the cassette.Maybe someone has schemes or ideas how to connect a USB cable to the cassette.
YYY is isolated. Meeting question: how to configure the PPPoE network protocol on the vacuum cleaner?
X: I’ve probably been tormenting you with questions about what.
YYY: It’s called differently, but literally it looks like that.
Hovercraft
At my graduation, I took a tough role: I was the same guy who got drunk first and left home.
DejaVu
Once you went home, you didn’t get drunk.
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I, of course, understand everything: summer has finally come... but fucking, before you put on your sandals... cut your nails on your legs...