Question: The aqualancer underwater has lost the benchmark.How can he determine where the top, where the bottom.
Answer: On the mouth of corals.

A family conversation. husband and wife.
Do we have a support?
What do you want, large or small, round or square?
Which is there?
There is none.

From the comments on eilin_o_connor

One of my long-time lovers, I remember, painted me a date on a summer lawn. There are all kinds of chamomile, vasils, stems, butterflies flying... Sex again on soft grass. Yes is. And even to the lawn brought and... did not warn the dog that he has the most brutal pollinosis on some blooming shit. The Romantic! As I remember, I dragged him to the nearest river, grim thinking about the nuances of Quincke's edema and about allergic idiots who don't even carry antihistamines with them... Horror. Until now, I am walking by the flowering meadows with a curved smile.
At the stage of the idea it looked so cute :)

Today in New York City appeared the street named Sergey Dovlatov. In honor of this favorite:
We settled somehow with the writer Demidenko on the boxes near the beer bar.
The shops. Waiting for the discovery. Through it passes an alchemy, launched like this. He asks us: How long?
Demidenko replied, “There is no clock.
And so are the villagers.
Alkas looked at him contemptuously:
So are villagers? Not such a villager, but such a villager. This is a middle class.
It was muddy!
Demidenko then admired: - Even Alkashi can teach French!