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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №18549
 26.07.2009
1> Quiet in the forest
1> Just don’t sleep... peanut!
2> On his side is a bite,
2> Here does not sleep peanut.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18548
 26.07.2009
The world turned! news lantar 24.07.2009 "The founders of The Pirate Bay filed a lawsuit on the fighters against piracy"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18547
 26.07.2009
The daughter (5 years old) all the ears of the film about the boy-tenny.
passed by the cinema, she ran to the posters and ticked her finger: "here, here!!! Harry Potter and the Half-Sheep Prince! I would like to see it.)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №18546
 26.07.2009
Here is this:
Quote from the Statute
A bush is a set of branches that come from one place.
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I want a comic!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18545
 26.07.2009
I heroically bought cherries last night instead of beer!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №18544
 26.07.2009
Teacher of Psychology at Defence Course
- And what score do you count on when you have an inscription on your title sheet on a course in philology?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №18543
 26.07.2009
In response to:
Lovely girls! If you want your eyelids to look more sexy, stick them to your breasts!!! to
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I tried to imagine it. Stephen King is nervously smoking around the corner.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18542
 26.07.2009
Vovane: the most accurate error - my compact

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18541
 26.07.2009
Fuck... it was only necessary to shave as my mom gave the phrase:"What? Have you been fired?" o_O

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №18540
 26.07.2009
Here everyone thinks that the knights are good guys, intelligent, educated, fun and good jokes. But after their next arrival to us in Jurmal my opinion changed specifically. I can understand, of course, that everybody loves to bustle and bustle in a strange city, even in another country. But I can’t understand what caused the player from “Narta from Abkhazia” to hit my girlfriend and almost beat her a pair of teeth, which caused Andrey (a red step) from Maxim and even the hellish cloud of the people to chew three guys with bottles on their heads when they were already sitting in blood (I’m silent about the honest arrow in general). When they arrived, the mentions wandered like the last puppies.
The shit is everywhere full, the electricity did not expect that the square dropped so much. It never happened - the Latvian KVN arranged an afterparty for them, and they arranged a pogrom in the "regional" traditions, in an empty place, just to fuck.
I am very interested in the answers to the above questions.

Step the people, bring them to the top, so that they can tolerate such outbursts from those who are considered ideals of decency.

Cat, odmin, shredder, houle o_o

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18539
 26.07.2009
Do you remember the "secrets"? How were fantasies buried in the ground under glass?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №18538
 26.07.2009
Today, under the rain, I wiped a dry inflatable hill at work.
I mentioned the army.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №18537
 26.07.2009
xxx: these modern games have demands like terrorists.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18536
 26.07.2009
Intuition is the kind of shit that guys call "JAPHY HEAR!" =)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18535
 26.07.2009
What are you doing?
I eat.
and a : ) The girl prepared?
Whoever is looking at this kind of shit... prepared it himself.
and HYES. Fellowship to Heaven?
Not too long, I’m much easier.
The butter shell?
-Drawed out of turkey, soaked in red and crushed in its own juice with spices, on the garner, oatmeal crushed with olive oil. This is the second.
O O O O O This is "easy" And the first?
The ear from the oak.
Fish is expensive.
Vitaly, we have an eye on the side. He pulled his ass off the chair and went hunting.
I do not have boats.
Take the mine. Or from the shore hunting, I also sometimes lazy to wash those 40 kg on myself. And for the refreshment there was a salad of peanut strawberries. The dessert is cherry jelly. I don’t like cherries, but I need to clean up.
and.. Fuck, why are you not a grandmother... or I?
You are frightening me! :) Your universe works badly on you, this is what the praporcher said. Don’t put your course on “the causes of homosexual relationships” into practice.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18534
 26.07.2009
[23:01:47] <pipe> people....me girl got!!!! Who was kicked out of the house today???? to
[23:02:04] <black> I want to fuck...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №18533
 26.07.2009
Minors are added? It is FIGN!
This afternoon a young man knocked on me with an offer to fuck... gay in general. He decided to joke about his best friend and appointed a date the next day at his home. And all would be nothing, but the next day this gay wonder wrote me "thank you for a wonderful night, sweet"
O O O O O O

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18532
 26.07.2009
My wife burned.
Calls to work, all in tears, cries, words can't connect... Well, I panic myself, I dropped the phone, I crashed home through the whole city, I broke into the apartment... And she is watching a movie about the dog, sorry for her if you see the puppy became. I love her)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №18531
 26.07.2009
The girl who bitten a police officer in Chuvashia, sentenced to 1.5 years in colony

The sentence of the Kanash District Court of Chuvashia, according to which the 19-year-old resident of Kanashia was sentenced to 1.5 years in the settlement colony for attacking a representative of the authorities, reports on Friday the Investigative Office of the CPC in Chuvashia.
According to the investigation, on February 19, the girl came home drunk with friends. Her mother, who was also drunk, did not like it, and the woman called the police.
Arriving police officers tried to calm the girl, but the girl met them with an obscene stroke, pushed one of the police officers, why he, not holding on his feet, struck his head at the wall. Then the militiamen used force, but the girl bitten the police officer by the hand strongly enough.


A ment who struck a pregnant woman to death was given a condition. Isn’t that shit, comrades?! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №18530
 26.07.2009
The secretary’s feet are the face of the company.

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