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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №158415
 26.07.2022
xxx: People who see sexual subtext in everything are stressed. Stop the exaggeration. covering this topic. End it now.



Yyy: 69 percent of people see hints of wet dreams, even when looking at dry statistics.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №158414
 26.07.2022
In life, everything, like in the kitchen, slightly squeezed, did not look and immediately smelled fried.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158413
 26.07.2022
Recently, a film actor – a star of cult films – landed at the airport of New York, flying from London. During the delivery of the baggage, a young fan approached him and asked for an autograph. But just paintings from the idol seemed to the boy little and he began to sleep the actor with questions. Despite the fatigue after a long flight, the actor did not go away, but carefully answered everything.

So it happened that next to this moment was TV producer Andrew Kimmel - he arrived on the same flight. Having witnessed this conversation, the star's companion recorded the conversation and posted it on social networks.

Do you live in New York? The boy asked.
I live in Los Angeles.
How long are you going to be in New York?
Four days! No... Five. Five days!
Why are you in New York?
I want to go to a Broadway show.

But the boy was so upset that after another couple of sentences he had finished questions. And then the actor began to ask his own and ask why the boy was in Europe, which Paris galleries he went to and which he liked the most.

“A man could not be kind, especially after an international flight. I thought I’d share this because he’s a great actor, and such small moments can make such a big difference in people’s lives,” said Andrew Kimmel. And he is right.

This actor has long been famous for his kindness, and some facts say more about his qualities than all his friends. For example, he helps his filming groups on the scene, carrying equipment. After completing the filming of the fourth part of the cult film, he endowed the cascades with expensive watches. He is also the founder of a charity fund that helps in the treatment of childhood leukemia.

Do you want to feel great these days? It’s easy: just find that person, despite his occupation, and talk to him. You may not even prepare for that conversation. Keanu Reeves himself will be interested to ask you about your life. and honestly. honestly.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №158412
 26.07.2022
What are you and your wife talking about?
and expensive.

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