Today I felt like an oracle who cannot read the simplest signs of fate. I went to the clinic in the morning, in the middle of the road realized that I forgot my passport. I returned for passport. He went again. When I arrived at the register, I found out that I had forgotten the police at home. and matched. Back to the police. I went for the third time, stood in line to the registry and <bubble crack> learned that my doctor is not taking today.

The insulation of the floor on the balcony for me was not just an excess, but a matter of comfort and warmth. I tried many times to insulate the floor, but always after some time I had to insulate it again. Once I just got tired, and I bought an apartment in Krasnodar, warm and no worries with insulation, even in winter. I was very happy that I did exactly that.

The Russian ruble is such a precise and subtle instrument that it is worth someone to sneeze in the West, the ruble immediately begins its fall.

DaniilSeryi> Where to develop a T-SQL developer in Russia in the long term?

T-SQL developer in Russia in the long term develops into a retired.

Wizandr> and will Java and C# programmers be in demand until death?

No, it will develop in Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s patients respectively.

Have the courage to eat breakfast.

There were too many cars in the parking lot next to our office that morning. I stood waiting for the outgoing car to get up to the free place, when on the other side, right in front of my nose, a well-dressed young man, who saw the kinds of opels, flew on a calamity, sharply showing me the middle finger and throwing away, "And you are from here, horse!" You would see his face when five minutes later he entered my office for an interview for a position in our company.

I played fishing on compass. Reality to the maximum. After two hours, I sat in front of the screen. Not to blaspheme.

Their habits...

Italian woman kidnapped a young lover for refusing to have sex with her

How is your wife’s pregnancy?
Everything is hermetic, nothing flows.

I would never marry a tile who speaks the word “pizzeria.”
2: By the way, the “tolls” who don’t speak “pizzet” don’t approve of the nihua at all when they are called “tolls”.

Renar Fox: Why didn’t evolution protect such a valuable organ with a barbed armor? In terms of natural selection, it is preferable to lose a hand than testicles, but at the same time they are not protected at all. A stupid evolution.
Zloradsky: Evolution has given us not only hands, but (sometimes) brains. If you are so in need of a spike between your legs to feel safe, then evolution in principle does not mind if you attach to the scrotum of the eggs at your discretion.

D: when masturbation after orgasm went bitter I can get pregnant from it?

I just left it here.

What phone do you have?
Nexus 5, the last off-model in Google
Don’t you mind how much he’s talking about you?
I work where it’s infused :3

This is 1176 percent per year. And in just 2-3 years the apartment of a pensioner will become the property of the bank even for a loan of 10 trillion.

Funny in the calculator? This will be 252% per year.

Stop roaring over the child, who is just 0.7 by 360 multiplies (why not 365 - this is also a question), he still in school to learn, and then live somehow with this"... Better explain to him that the percentage of the loan count each established period (day / month / year) from the current amount of debt, which in this example increases EVERY day by 0.7%.
A man will disappear... He will enter a mortgage, or what an ugliness... Per he would like to study, but the adult uncles are just roaring over him.

“They called from the center and asked if I could teach 4 courses in July and August.
In August?
August of next year. So how? I generally know where I will be in August 2016, what they want from me at all!? to
and NDA. What, did you answer them so?
I said I could :(

Today is Evgeny’s day.
It is customary to clean the bed well, to participate in self-activity.
Leaving the executed house.

Level of confidentiality information: "What you did not ask!"

I compliment:

A gap in life: in 95-98 screws in the worms of the computer gamers called: coward, ballbuster, wicked. The question is, what was their name in the American version?

Nothing special, they were called West, North and East.

xxx: I fear that if we are forced to choose between male and female gender, some transgender people will be offended. In FB, it seems that you can choose between a male, a female, or write your name.

YYY: Do transgender people not yet demand their falling ends?

Zzzz: The Zzzz! Do not let God hear!

This is:
A gap in life: in 95-98 screws in the worms of the computer gamers called: coward, ballbuster, wicked. The question is, what was their name in the American version?

Good luck guys??? Seriously?? to