Admins are necrophils.
As a servaq will die, fly a bunch and let it go with him.
The platform. Electricity comes in. A small Gypsy from the very end looks and carries a train with his hand. A retired woman nearby cries, "Go away from the country, or you will get under the train, and we will not go anywhere." The good old lady...)
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Lavins is Cinema. The middle of the session "Destination Point 5" in 3D. A tense moment, another hero dies. From the first row a young man stands up, throws popcorn into the garbage, rushes to the exit and says loudly, “I have a vision!” and goes away. From the back ranks immediately left man 5.
From childhood.
In the first class I taught proverbs. One of them spoke.
Work feeds, and laziness spoils.
So I, for a long time, could not understand what the elephant was about here.
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I’ve heard that road cameras can’t register a car driving faster than 220-250 km/h.
WOW: Oh, that is, I can run up to 300 and don’t care about speed limits?
XHH: Yes, you only need to contact the controller and tell them that the take-off has gone well and you are moving into the height set.
Why do I always have tears after your messages?
I am Chipolino.
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Listen, Steve Jobs is not so funny to joke about - he underwent surgery to remove a cancer tumor, was able to return to the management of the company, brought it to the first place in terms of capitalization in the world by overtaking all the oil giants, while remaining a rather modest person (unlike Billy Gates) and now when he is older. And the sick man went on a well-deserved rest, your Khachikov jokes about Angi are absolutely not appropriate... For example, buy and eliminate this angi for him as I go to the bar for a beer... Well, joke about our notorious tandem – and that is more funny (although no more meaning)
FD: I was going to ask a doctor for a long time, listen, if I sometimes imagine cutting and killing people, cutting my nails out there, cutting my ears off... and getting pleasure from it... am I a bdsmist?
You have to go to a psychiatrist, maniac!
PERS: Whom are you breaking up?
fd: Usually as a telecast I watch, news there is official, advertising, talk show... hanging fucks, I hate, I would cut.
PS: Don’t go out! You’re not a psychopath, it’s your class hatred.
Egor
Thanks to the communal services, we have another holiday-Festival of Hot Water...
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Are you going to make 7D movies? Is it how?
YYY: Wearing 3D glasses and a LSD tablet under your tongue, you get 7D.
Two months ago I went to my parents on vacation. Today I wake up and the first thing I see is a travel bag next to my bed. Dad knows how to subtly hint...
10 February 2008 at 23:42
The Princess
My parents went to Murmansk (I was sent to my grandmother again).
9 November 2008 at 20:12
The Princess
I will be giving birth soon.)
Steve Jobs’s departure from Apple was no surprise. This is stated on page 46 of the iTunes license agreement.
This is a pedestrian!!by 111
YYY: What has happened?? to
XXX: Fuck, I approach my window with the thought of removing my mosquito net.
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Then I hear straight over my right ear a long whisper.
xxx:Bla, I look into the window, and there a mosquito grid in a semi-broken state hangs, practically on one of the plastic edges and on it the cat clinged to the nails splintered.
Tagged with:DDD
XXX: The Spy
Fuck, when I see vacancies where they offer 7,000 jobs (in Kirov), I always remember one of the stories about Henry:
Who are they? I asked.
“Well, how,” he said, “these are people who hired girls and paid them five or six dollars a week. Are you from their shell?
“No, your immortality,” I replied. I just set fire to an orphan’s shelter and killed a blind man in order to take advantage of his honeymoon.
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XXX I sena sberbank angry
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XXX is operational.
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XXX I clearly heard the phone hit the wall
My wife comes from yoga:
We were shown this posture today, in which you stand for 5 minutes and the weight in the stomach passes.
I know one too, but there are only two in it.
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Advertising banner on the border:
"Crazy discount for travel to Thailand!"
Where is it??? between Iceland and Thailand? Mongolia for everyone!! to
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A brother was flying from Munich to Tashkent, transferring to Paris.The plane was delayed 3 hours.The brother tells why:the plane took off in Paris, made a circle over the airport and sat back. It turns out, they forgot to go... and I thought such a shit could only be in Tashkent...
A woman who slips on a man's neck does not suspect that he slipped between her legs.