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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №117782
 26.08.2015
by Pikachu
One day, immediately after the meeting, the girl cried, I cried, I thought about the type of former I remembered, in the emotions hit.In the morning she said that she was just very good and everything is fine.Well, I don't even know what to believe)
Yyy: Don’t believe her – she just wants you to tie her off.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117781
 26.08.2015
Requirements for Paris.
The main thing is not to be alchemy, not to be a drug addict and not to fight. Work to work, and, of course, not gay) Krasnoyarsk region, the city of Minusinsk. Come here, we have wonderful girls.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117780
 26.08.2015
As we talked about Villarreal...
Tell me why I can list all the members of the Keepwell family, I remember that Pearl was actually called Michael Baldwin Bradford Third, and Vitor Velázquez had a Suzuki Vitara (I didn’t watch it all intentionally – I was still small), and when it comes to going to the supermarket, remembering a list of 10 positions is already a problem.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117779
 26.08.2015
I remembered the story my mother told me. When she herself was 12-13 years old, there was a belief among the children - you need to come to the cemetery at night, get up in front of the cross and say something like "Fey will appear" 3 times (I don't remember exactly). After that, the cross was to be lit, a fairy appeared and fulfilled a wish.
So, she and her friend returned home, naturally beside this cemetery. So I decided to try. It would be nothing, but the cross really began to shine. They and her friend were frightened and (according to her) rushed to our house with cries, relocating all the neighbors (the house is on the sidewalk of the village, so there are not so many).

As it turned out later, today the deceased neighbor that day bought a lamp that shone at a decent distance. He decided to try it in the evening, left the house and devoted it to a metal cross.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117778
 26.08.2015
When you come to work, you’ll have to forget everything you’ve been taught in college.
Well, I have an average special.
You do not fit us!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117777
 26.08.2015
A resident of Novosibirsk destroyed six houses and received burns by urinating on a transformator.
The police received a message that a man entered the power station in the Soviet district of the city, and then heard a cotton. According to the local residents, there was a "non-human scream" after this. Emergency and ambulance arrived at the scene - the man was hospitalized with severe burns.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117776
 26.08.2015
What a grandmother we have! A 21-year-old young man is being taught electrical engineering. A door with a magnetic lock really open is undesirable to keep. The coil of an electromagnet with a fixed magnetic system has a significantly lower electrical resistance, and therefore heats up. It may burn. And will burn. And in general, the level of technical literacy among young people should be improved.)) Soon the world will be broken.)
The engineer.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117775
 26.08.2015
Ohhhh, what will I do for that?

I haven’t invented yet.

Will HGH be good or bad?

WOW very

WOW very

Sickly painful

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

WOW Pain

Fear of

The disappointment

We’re going to watch the Russian team matches. and ((

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117774
 26.08.2015
Gorshkov-Fernandez: Thank you, I like the constructive lazy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117773
 26.08.2015
We have two cats at home with normal cats. Animals are very different in temperatures. Therefore, with the light hand of the spouse, the cats are now called the pigeon and the swallow.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117772
 26.08.2015
Funny, grandmother came to sit with the baby while we work here
– Oh, let’s go, when I’m here, will I burn your chews?
Well... Okay.
I have to get the sausage!
and OK
No hassle, I have to go and buy!
and OK
I’ll cook while you sit with the baby.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117771
 26.08.2015
For me, when I rest, it is more pleasant to see a woman’s ass in front of my eyes than a man’s. Again, in the first online games (hello quakers oldfagams) female models were visually smaller and gave a small, but advantage.
and ==
Less was a single-eyed ball with a rail.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №117770
 26.08.2015
Wife: Here, by the way, is an interesting fact about the seedlings: her intestines are so arranged that she is constantly silent all the time, all her life. Through this sound, the predators find the seals.
Do you want to have a seed in your aquarium?
I mean, be careful, predators can find you.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117769
 26.08.2015
The idea for the film: the hero breaks his eyes on one especially curved cap, which begins a lonely war against its creators. Working title: "I am not a robot"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117768
 26.08.2015
Listen, you don’t have a multi-force, you have to make a record.
NN: Keep it
Do you know that they are called multiforas only in Siberia?
NN: Hah, there was a radio broadcast that in the rest of the country they are called some other stupid word.
Tagged: file
nn: exactly the file, as it can be called a file
Really, it is a multiplayer.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117767
 26.08.2015
From the Fire:

But the most important thing is not to fuck. To be fucking good is a very strong temptation. But who will take care of the family, if you sit all this fucking, with a happy sling in the corner of your mouth and smile to the memories of how a young trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old trillion-year-old. Do not fuck. No need to fuck.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №117766
 26.08.2015
Discussion of the photo where DiCaprio sits on vacation with a bunch of beautiful girls:

XXX: I wonder how he collected them. An advertisement in the newspaper? Leonardo V. DiCaprio invites for a joint holiday young (not older than 25 years old), outspoken women. About yourself: 40 years old, not married, by profession actor, with h/s, without in/p, "

yyy: xxx, b/o

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №117765
 26.08.2015
I noticed in my body a feature: when I go to the toilet and start doing my business, then as the bladder is empty, my vision begins to smoothly improve. Sometimes the colors become brighter, I begin to see more clearly. It’s like someone is gradually turning the sharpness pen in the brain.
recently changed the energy-saving lamp in the toilet to the usual incandescent, after which such an effect ceased.
And today I finally got to...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117764
 26.08.2015
Interesting fact: Many people see flying in the air colorless "flies", especially when looking at a bright illuminated surface, such as a clear sky. This effect has a scientific name - the destruction of the glass body. Ideally, the glass body of our eye is a transparent cold matter, but due to diseases, injuries, increased load on the eyes or just age changes, individual fibers in it thicken and lose transparency, which is perceived by us as flies.
p.s.by the way, if the flies appear very sharply, accompanied by flashes of light, this can indicate a rapid detachment of the retina, I recommend going to the doctor, as this will eventually lead to blindness.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117763
 26.08.2015
"Light and light"

I immediately remembered my childhood, we had such a book, but I was not allowed to read it, early yet. And also the magazine was "Science Life", also for adults ))))

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