A colleague of his wife offered apples from the country, many of them were born that year.

Why not, we look forward to the winter. The wife went, bought snacks to the children of colleagues in thanksgiving.

He comes back upset.

Are you so sad?

“I came, I gave the children some delicious foods, they drank tea, he puts me a bowl of apples in a bag and speaks to you a thousand times.

Eeee o_o

I said, thank you not. Okay, so take it then. Something was uncomfortable. Can I translate it?

No, don’t have to, let’s turn around.

He offered us nothing more.

The same hernia was in childhood when Emmanuel was shown on Ren TV at night. It was necessary very quietly in the darkness to steal into the room with the TV on the scrolling floors, disconnect, take to yourself in the room, return to the room antenna, after very, very quickly to slow down the sound with the buttons on the TV, pre-covering the hand with a pillow, hiding a loud whistle.

And at the end of the session, switch to the AV channel, as it did not produce sound, add the sound and take the TV with the antenna back.

So I learned to walk quietly, to quickly look for a point of support, to breathe quietly and to curl all the corners in the dark, counting the steps and distance.

And all because the TV was in the room with my mother, who has a very sensitive sleep.

The acquaintance "Gaišnik", now retired already, told as before "fishing for drunkards". At night, on civilian cars, they drive and flash all passing cars in the face of the far light: "Mole, brother, mint right on the course", and they themselves burn in the mirror, if he started to unfold - drunk, do not go to the guess. They immediately stop at the side and “Good evening, let’s go.”

told a colleague. She was on a safari in Africa. I look at the zebra. They climb, they play. A lion began to roam at them. The zebras saw him and began to run away. They ran three hundred meters and started to jump again, rolling up in place.

My colleague asks the guide:

Why did zebras stop running? The lion is very close.

They have already forgotten!

I was born in an ordinary family – Mom, Dad, Brother. They all worked at the same company, but in different shifts. Some worked at night and slept during the day, others, on the contrary, the schedule was floating and the roles changed. My childhood came in the 90s, and I grew up as an active, curious child. He loved toys, painting, playing dendi and watching the scenes. I visited my friends and loved when they came to me. My lifetimes were complicated by the fact that at home I needed to behave as quietly as possible, because someone was constantly sleeping before the night shift or slept after. We even called the house a dream kingdom in a joke. The ideal option for leisure is to walk outdoors, you can crack in your throat and loudly, but you understand that the child wants to watch cartoons and play soldiers and I am silent about the appearance of dendi or sagi. At first I was naive and inexperienced, running a video magnet in the perfect silence of a room with a cassette roll-out inevitably led to the awakening of everyone who slept there. I had to listen to lectures about hard work and the importance of rest. But the time went by, hard-working training brought my skills to a completely different level. Knowledge came with experience, a pencil is quieter than a flommaster, and to make the step quiet you need to use wool socks. I knew that when I sat down my knees were loud, so before I entered the room with a video magnet, I sat in the hallway, one click and you can go - there should be no second. With an accuracy of up to a millimeter, I knew at what angle and with what effort to open the door so that it didn’t scream. By turning on the TV, I learned to quickly reduce the sound to a minimum before the speakers started working. Of course you will remember the mute button, but it may not work the first time, and the cost of the error is too high. The cassettes with the cartoons should be wrapped in advance and put in a pause, in no case can you look at the cassette to the end, otherwise a loud process of reverse wrapping will begin, and we do not need it. The volume of the sound from the 1st to the 3rd stick is the ideal option, although the sound I generally did not need because all of these cartoons I knew by the mouth. To play dendi, I hid my hands with a joystick under a cotton blanket or pillow, so the sound of the buttons was silent. I could have been ruined by the loud ringing of my home phone, but I turned it off during the movie. If you hear a snoring - then the sleep is strong and everything is fine, as soon as it goes down - you need to turn off the TV and pretend dead. When the parents wake up, they think there is no one in the room and fall asleep again. It is unfortunate that the soldiers were iron, it was difficult to play them, having hit them on each other sounded a dangerous bell, it is better to play alone - so more reliable. Of course, any conspiracy could be crushed by a crazy cat, who had to hurry up the carpet to the ceiling and in such a situation did not get a cat, but me. You could even knock on the door or start repairing the wall.



This was a period in my childhood. I am 33 years old and still feel the consequences of the sleep kingdom, for example, my wife is often scared that I approach her too quietly and unexpectedly. He says I’m stealing specifically, and I’m just so used to walking – quietly. I don’t like when people talk out loud while a person is asleep, it makes me uncomfortable, although I can fall asleep in any circumstances.



P.S. Do not read this post with a serious face)))

A truly beloved person is one whose dose in your life brings pleasure.

That morning started shit. Right in the literal sense. In the evening, my cat got a bunch. Something on the table. More precisely - on a bunch of papers, placing and noting almost every one. Increasing the aesthetic blow also financial. Because it was the signed mortgage documents that I was going to bring to the bank that day. With the originals of different letters, collecting which was hemorrhoidal. The Supa Supa!

The grey creature herself slept on the couch, not waking up from my nuts, and smiling at something in a dream. It was only surprising how the 20-year-old animal, which was hard to walk, was able to jump to the table.

It took more than a week to re-collect. During this time, the rate suddenly dropped almost half, and the new mortgage became significantly lower.

Soon the cat died. In the dream, on the same couch. I was crying.

In our country, even when we have a chip on our forehead, we will still be required to have a paper copy of the chip.