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[ + 122 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20772
 26.09.2009
We kindly wish death from dull illness to Dimon, who pushed the cat's dust-sweeper tube into his ass. We put a plus, a minus, but we wish death.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20771
 26.09.2009
from official correspondence. Manager 7 to the Director: You go in the fuck! The goat is fucking!
Director Manager 7: Dear, did you not mistake the address?
Manager 7 to the Director: Oh sorry Alexey Grigoryevich, I did not want, I was wrong with the address.
Director to Manager 7: Nothing happens, be careful.
Manager 7 to Manager 8: I still sent him Nahui)))) and called the goat, you argued, you have 500 rubles!))
Director to Manager 7: Fuck, now you’re exactly the wrong address!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20770
 26.09.2009
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Wau: Given the specificity of communication, it would be more appropriate to speak not typun on the tongue, but gangrene on the fingers.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №20769
 26.09.2009
Fisun
Words of acquaintance:

Once upon a time, when I was still in school, I decided not to go to the lesson boring.well and walked.and then I went to the explanatory are forced to write.well, don't be a fool, I said:
I didn’t go to math class because of women’s problems.
P.S: No, it’s going to happen again, but I’ll go to math"

What an ingenious child.

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