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[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №53950
 26.09.2011
xxx where is it?
yyy She has begun to divide her personality (
XXX was taken to the psychic.
No, not at home.

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53949
 26.09.2011
One day I found a snake in the country, took a spade and crushed it into small pieces... ah, the snake was a shit... a week without the internet...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53948
 26.09.2011
xxx: what do you think of the author "The Words of the Regiment of Ivory"?
The dead...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53947
 26.09.2011
Electricity
I work work. Not to sleep! Could you!! to
The Rebel
X * ku ku * on the grass...
The Rebel
The rabbits cut at midnight.
The Rebel
They sang strange words.
The Rebel
(the groove)
Behind the Iron Gate Funeral March
The devil is eating man’s farce!! ]:-> :-D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53946
 26.09.2011
XXX: Tell the importance of the atmosphere for the Earth?
YYY: Earth is a planet. It doesn’t matter whether it has an atmosphere or not. Even though the planets may compete who has the coolest atmosphere. There is also an atmosphere on Mars and Venus.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53945
 26.09.2011
She: What a wise man you are!
She said: Oh you fool!! to
I was described by chance!!! to
I feel sympathy...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №53944
 26.09.2011
Is the file opened?
See also: Fail
No, the file
I mean, the attempt ended with a failure.
In the sense of file?
WOW: It is crazy! Failure, failure, failure, fucking, refusal, rejection, mistake, fiasco, failure, breakdown, covering with a crap, crash, cancer, upward

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53943
 26.09.2011
My cat has a personal drama.
XHH: She was found allergic.
XHH: for dairy products.
XHH: For her life is over.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53942
 26.09.2011
I have integrated that!! The Last!! You know how glad I was when I took it.
WOW: This is the first stage. First you rejoice, then you want more and more, then you stop controlling yourself.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53941
 26.09.2011
XXX: We have a new creature at work, I hate it.
YYY: Did you share something?
Oh no, I’ve never even spoken to him.
HH: I don’t know what his name is.
But they say he plays for the alliance!

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53940
 26.09.2011
Today a photographer gave me the strangest compliment in my life:
You have such a beautiful skin! It was already photographed...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53939
 26.09.2011
by Google

What can be done with plastic bottles?
A transparent bikini.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53938
 26.09.2011
The father noted the title given to him at work, when he came was able only to take off the socks and put (for some reason) under the table. He had a very sad look this morning. He took the phone, someone was calling. The Conversation :
I said, do you remember everything? Tell me...

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