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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36591
 26.09.2010
You haven’t seen the police here.
All the pimples? + of ?
That’s what the geiparades are doing – they’re jealous.
The most beautiful ones are taken with them!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36590
 26.09.2010
Donates Twix's: I borrowed #&%I with your eB%?&my programs
Dary Twix's: This is how
Donates Twix's: they are not installed!
Kiramatrix: there is Edward's hand-sweeper, there is Slawik's hand-out of pockets

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36589
 26.09.2010
I don’t think I finished school with a medal. Without a medal as I remember.
YYY: Not without regret I noticed that these medals meant nothing.
XXX is yes. So and say that the mast missed the medal, and the happiness comforts yourself with this.
YYY: Now I comfort myself by corresponding with you *THUMBS UP*

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36588
 26.09.2010
Can I fucking ask?
I mean, you are a rubber.
he: o_o

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36587
 26.09.2010
Most of your secrets are not known by your friends, but by Sisadmin.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36586
 26.09.2010
XXX: The population census is coming soon. Young Russians are concerned about their race.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36585
 26.09.2010
Course
Relevance of the chosen topic: It was half the third night, the other to look for was lazy.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36584
 26.09.2010
xxx: I fuck with google chrome =)
YYY :?? to
xxx: He put a proof, he asked for a reboot. Recharge is recharge. At that moment, Google Chrome was opened.
By issuing the sarcastic inscription "opanky" (literally) the system went to the rebut...
YYY: Ah, and when will you break it up you will write "which x?and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36583
 26.09.2010
<Irochka87> I crashed my iPhone, it doesn’t work. What to do?
<Burzum> don’t steal your new iPhone

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36582
 26.09.2010
Only a torrent knows how dependent you are on other people.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36581
 26.09.2010
Tomorrow, 26 September, is World Contraception Day. If you have familiar Gondons, congratulate the enthusiast.

Tagged: oooo

YYY: With the coming of you

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36580
 26.09.2010


Kellendros (22:22:30 25/09/2010)
I can say that at the root of our confrontation lies the unambiguous notion that you are very lacking in puzzles.

NexX (22:22:47 25/09/2010)
I only understood part of the puzzles.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36579
 26.09.2010
grayhex: When the tech support providers will make the menu on the line:
1st I understand nothing at all.
2nd I know where I have flashing monitors and a reset button
Three I know everything and I understand it, but where is my internet?! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36578
 26.09.2010
I slowly get out of the river. It is huge, wet, and smells like fish.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36577
 26.09.2010
An open lesson of history. The best students of the school, the commission of the city. The teacher learns: Mao Zedong imitated Stalin’s policy in everything, both in domestic politics and in its contribution. So when Stalin died..."
Mao Zedong also died – Tanya L. from the back.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36576
 26.09.2010
Don’t live with rockers in the same apartment. More hair than from cats during the linen :(

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36575
 26.09.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You know what I understood? None of us have a car. We are a team!
The losers.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36574
 26.09.2010
xxx: They say I will be arrested and fined for downloading movies and music.
YYY: How, and most importantly, who will arrest the half of the world?? to
xxx: 0 0 0

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36573
 26.09.2010
A man comes from hunting. He usually says everything, as well as...
They go to the village with a friend, a friend’s mother lives there.
The story...
An old man asked Andrew from the city to bring food (dry) for cats
Andrew pulled a package.
Old cats, not old cats!
He thinks that all these things are not...
The water in the food is not eaten.
He swallowed them with his nose, and the day did not feed them.
2 Do not feed.
Throwing the bread!! No time to eat...
I thought... I went to read.
On the package is written a cat filler.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36572
 26.09.2010
The programmer 1c writes to his wife:
If I come home drunk today, don’t bother me.
The end if

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