bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53990
 26.09.2011
XXX: How would such a sound name come up with?
XXX: The Election
xxx for the domain
YYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53989
 26.09.2011
xxx: here you say the elections took place... but here imagine the unexpected, Zhirinovsky!!!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53988
 26.09.2011
Speaking of the ass.
At the time of my impaired youth, I had a roots whose parents held bees. And then one evening we went to him in the warehouse, to have a good rest. And after destroying a pair of stickers, they found that next to us is 5 50-litre flags with honey.
and constipation. There was no ZAPOR, precisely in large letters, was that at least a coat of fork.
So the expression "slap asshole" made sense to me.
This is popular wisdom, yes.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53987
 26.09.2011
What kind of natural soap? Soap is fat and alkaline. and chemistry.
YYY: You do not understand anything. Natural soap is obtained in natural stores from natural girls-sellers!
zzz: It is important to check that the girls are naturals.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53986
 26.09.2011
Bl... you are! It is worth for an hour to leave the contact on and somewhere away from the comp and you have already broken up!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53985
 26.09.2011
XHH: They are going to shoot "Strong Nuts - 5"...
Wow seriously? Will the old Willis with a stick and a suitcase win a place in the electric car? :D

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53984
 26.09.2011
HH: What are you doing?
Vauu: ya noter itself a member of mint toothpaste and now blows through and crying freezes, yyyy
The idiot...

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53983
 26.09.2011
In Minsk made travel free for students.
But when you see the controllers, you still see the inside... fear and trembling!! The owner of the property =(

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53982
 26.09.2011
xxx> now seen on the bus advertising of courses of medical clown O_o turned out to be for children's hospitals needed.
yyy> that’s where all our surgical department studied!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53981
 26.09.2011
She is strange...
She has a cat at home.
The name of the cat...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53980
 26.09.2011
XHH: You know, it may sound rude, but I will say. This is your brain, you have it. And he is good. And you can study. But the hill is not absolute. The brain is in the ass. So you think, accordingly...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53979
 26.09.2011
In a cage with a bear - to your boy: Here you will not cut your nails, you will have the same (pointing to dirty-yellow ten-centimetre bear nails).
Going away from the cage for three meters, I hear behind my back a prayerful voice of some mommy: Here you will not cut your nails... :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53978
 26.09.2011
From the SMS:
She says, sweet, I miss it so much.
Is the internet turned off?
He said yes :(

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53977
 26.09.2011
Soft: please drop the answers to the lab tasks)))
Hack: I have already cleaned the leaflet, I don’t want to get it...
Soft: Oh yeah yes. You have a sheet in a file that you put in the shutter to other files, this shutter in a folder, the folder together with other folders wrapped in a carrier paper and bound, upstairs wrapped in a layer of parallel, wrapped in an isolant, placed in a case with a code lock, wrote the code on a sheet and placed next to it, all this in a armored suitcase, the key from the suitcase hid in a bank cell in Moscow, this suitcase you sent to the Swiss bank. And the code and key from the cell gave the Chinese man to a man living in the cave of the Alps. I know, I cleaned it so cleaned...
Hack: catch the answers.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53976
 26.09.2011
And as a child, I beat children who didn’t cry at the dramatic moment of The Lion King. They had no soul, but they had nerve endings.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53975
 26.09.2011
The Corporate Chat:
Sissamin: You’ve gotten mad in the common chat! There is private for that! In private – as much as you want, and here none!
Tagged: borrowed

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53974
 26.09.2011
Q: How big is your props?
WOU: KMS EPTA

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53973
 26.09.2011
Look at how delicious it is! Try how beautiful!
Smell the sound!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53972
 26.09.2011
Yago
I received a SMS.
Yago
You are playing with fire!
Yago
I taught her this phrase.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53971
 26.09.2011
I sprayed the BOSS toilet water.
Wife, walk behind: M-M-M, how you smell your boss!

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna