We have few parking spaces in the yard, so we often block the cars and leave the phone number under the front glass. I go out this morning, my car is locked. I call the phone number and the girl takes the phone. My phone is not my car, but my husband’s. He gives me his number. I call, he goes out, resets his car, I leave. But...

In the afternoon, a morning girl calls and asks at what address the man’s car was. I am talking. After a second’s silence, she said: “Happy!

Sorry man, if anything.

Poverty in Russia is dying out, so it has gone down.

Have you seen your husband’s eyes at least once when he sucked? No is! And I sucked at the cousin for the New Year, and then my husband went to the bathroom! So what? He had such eyes!
In 2008, they decided to go to the New Year in Lagos-Naki in a hotel, a place of course beautiful, the air and atmosphere far from civilization. On January 1, the comrade convinced me and my spouses to do a heroic act and go on a tour to one of the caves. I wanted to stay upstairs and drink a glint wine, but my wife insisted on the tour.
I have to say that the descent was by a metal staircase and the transition deep into the cave by bridges that crushed and bended, and since I did not sleep and still got sick from the water, I like a zombie slowly moved in the crowd in the darkness of the cave and hardly listened to the tour guide. I was not alone, there was still a brother in a chain with a thick finger, with a barbecue with a piercings and a dim sight. Well, in short, a very specific pashan, who came to a huge jeep of the type of Tahoe, and who also hardly gave in to the conjury of the spouse and agreed to a tour instead of a glintwein.
Five minutes later, in order to warm my frozen fingers, I wrapped my wife and pushed her arms under the coat and began to wrap my chest and rub my cheek on her hair. When asked that she was accidentally not cold without a swimsuit under her sweater, she shrugged her head and whispered in response. The radar began to work, she felt that she was holding something in the pop, began to rub and murmur. I quietly said to my ear that it would not depart from me, or everyone would see my radar in a combat position.) She whispered that everything was okay! So we went out to the central square where there was a lot of light, I stumbled and suddenly saw that from the opposite square looking at me with the blinking look of the spouse in the same coat as the lady I embraced!
With the scream of Yopt... This is not my wife! I pulled my hands out of my coat and jumped away.
What has not been communicated to the people. Everyone except me and the girl. What to roast? Imagine a painting with oil – She’s all dotted by embarrassment, and I’m with a standing hero and frightened eyes! From the shock he did not fall, and I tried for ten seconds with shaking hands to put him in one of the jeans pants, as the short jacket did not cover anything.
Reaction of participants:
Father of this lady:
It is stupid! It was necessary as soon as he began to embrace, turn to the exit and drag him into his daddy's car!
The lady (excuses me):
Dad, I was thinking about taking him by the hand!
A scream from the crowd:
I had to catch the shit!
The Canadian pashan:
The Brother! It is beautiful! You made me feel good for the whole day! Drink at the top.
The Wife:
A good year has begun!
At the top, a particular pashan dragged me to the bar with a shale and glintwein, where we had to fix our health for another hour.
And my wife has a smart woman...understood and forgiven...)))

Dear President Vladimir Vladimirovich! The inhabitants of Primorye, Khabarovsk region and Vladimir region are interested in whether those who voted against United Russia will be attracted by the article "Extremism"?? to

It was in Minsk. year of 2006. We worked on one object. As usual, the people with the boron on the saucer. Who is from where. My husband and I only knew each other. There is a company of four villagers. Six people are unfamiliar. We took the room as a home. We work. After two weeks, things start badly. Denzels as by the maneuver of evil will themselves disappear from the pockets of clean clothes. In different quantities, but every day. Everyone matters who for whom. But the disaster continues. Stir things like a dust. It is uncomfortable to carry. It can be forgotten or missed accidentally. After a week such a hernia already reaches a frank bite. My husband and I wanted to set up a seat. As always, the case helps. I brought color Xerox to the office. Only a misfortune. Delivery to the door and in the office onli ladies. We, as decent, helped get in for what was included in the gentlemen's league. And here I stumbled. The next day I asked for $20. Of course, ladies tortured me with all sorts of punishments, but my intelligent appearance reassured them.



Tomorrow the boat was abandoned. It was in the wallet, but the corner was visible. In the evening, the bill was extended. Who doesn't understand and the comrade said that I was a bad man and a bad man if I didn't look. But I knew what I was doing. The exchange was on every step. But the grandmothers were checked everywhere.



No one came in the morning... And at lunch the mints came. He told me what he borrowed from me. I naturally denied the origin. There, of course, rose up and cried out from the others. Everyone immediately wept who rats... When the mints left, I explained how it was. I only said that this note was found... In the end, the devil who was wearing our pockets received a conditional period, and in the household it became quiet...