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[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158742
 26.09.2022
Putin gives Snowden Russian citizenship



YYY: and on the front

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158741
 26.09.2022
One day I got in a bus. I was standing right at the door, and when some grandmother needed to go out, she struck me with all her strength and said something like, “Stand here, don’t let, fuck, go out!” And the other grandmother, standing next to me, gave up her seat to me and said with a smile, “Sit down until you drown! Better not to be angry!” At that time I knew the science of two kinds of grandmothers.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №158740
 26.09.2022
When I was a child, when I got sick, I was placed in a hospital, with another girl lying with me in the chamber. When her mother came to her, she brought all kinds of food, in the hospital was poorly fed, I was constantly feeling hungry, most of all I remembered how the mother of this girl fed us purée from a pot, a spoon to her daughter, a spoon to me, fed one spoon from one pot. My mother did not come because we were poor, and lived in the hall and placed me in the city hospital. My mom probably had no money to travel. I wanted to thank this mother, who was not indifferent to someone else’s child, feeding and caring for me as her own child. The case was in the city of Shymkent, Kazakhstan.



YYY: It reminded me. I had a similar situation 22 years ago, at the age of 6 I was placed in the hospital to remove two hernia, and my mother was not allowed with me, she was in shock, cried, tried to stiffness, but nothing worked, some quarantine was.

We lived in a regional town, so at the time of my hospitalization, my mother settled in the city with distant relatives and every day before the operation came to me, she was not allowed to get up to the floor, she was waiting at the bottom for me to meet. Then I came, too, but I couldn’t get down.

And at first there were no seats in the chambers, I and a few more guys one day "lie" on the sofas in the hallway, my mom only learned about it afterwards, otherwise I would probably have killed everyone. But it was such a mess, no one complained, it was even fun.

As a result, of course, everyone was transferred to the chambers, with me in one was the mother and son, the son was a teenager, but helpless. I don't remember the diagnosis, but something serious, so he was allowed with my mom.And this mom helped me before and after the operation, when I couldn't get up for a couple of days. She cared for me during the processing of the chamber, and generally cared for me.

I still remember this warmth and care, sad that I can't thank her again.

And the happiest memory of that episode is how I was released, and I go down the elevator to the 1st floor, and there my mom with the papers is already waiting for me to go home. Such an unforgettable happiness.



zzz: I was 11 years old when I first got into nephrology with acute pyelonephritis. The case was in August, at the same time I was placed in the chamber with a little girl, 1.5-2 years old, she came to the sea with her parents and also fell ill. Her parents merged her to the hospital, and they continued to rest, well, well. And this poor man clinged to me like a tail, everywhere with me at the pen, under the toilet door she stood while I walked, we went to the injections together, I held her, only I would leave - right away in the city. Really, the door opens, the dealer looks and cries, "Mommy, take the doll and eat."Renata, who was in the nephrology of Sochi, hello to you!



From there, the memory is 90 years old, there is nothing to eat at home, and in the hospital with a diet table, there is nothing to talk about. And at the same time brought somewhere from Russia onco-children, apparently "breathing through the window southern air." And we sit in the dining room, we have kidneys, water in a plate with lonely cabbage, and they have sandwiches with red caviar, which they don’t even look at.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158739
 26.09.2022
I will tell you a story that happened to my girlfriend many years ago. Following her words. Then Katya met the guy and brought him to us for someone’s birthday. Silent boy of 5 years older than us, she introduced him to Pavlik, he touched everyone's hands, since then we periodically crossed by acquaintances, at concerts, in short, communicated a little bit. It was a little strange that Pavlik did not respond neither to Paul, nor to Pasha, nor to other derivatives, but we were accustomed, Pavlik so Pavlik. Moreover, among our acquaintances was Natasha, who wanted her to be called Taia and Darya, who fell into hysteria, if she was called Dasha, it was possible only Dashka, Darya, Darva and there was something on D, I don't remember already. Four months passed, Katya and Pavlik decided to get married, stood in line with ZAGS after the New Year's Eve and filed an application for a "beautiful date", after some time we received invitations, in which we were invited to the wedding of Catherine and Dmitry. We call her and wonder where Pavlik went? And she answers, you can imagine, I only learned in a row that Pavlik, it turns out, is his name. He is Dmitry. Dmitry Stepanovich Pavlik. Fuck, we called a man by his name for a few months, it was uncomfortable.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №158738
 26.09.2022
Behind the heroism of the people is always the betrayal of government officials.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158737
 26.09.2022
I went by car alone. Three drivers were caught: an intellectual, an entertainer, and the latter - a grumpy and unspeakable mother-in-law. At the end of the trip took me away from people, I was already tense. Pulled into the pocket (I presented the weapon, took a step back, cursing my stupidity) and pulled out the money: "So that you don't waver with whom, or if there are little evils." And the driver said it all with the same stinking face. And I sneezed frightenedly, timidly thanked and stood on trembling legs until he left.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №158736
 26.09.2022
Children of deputies, ministers, governors, heads of Gazprom and Rosneft are not subject to mobilization. He did not serve in the Russian army. That’s all I learned from the President’s decree.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №158735
 26.09.2022
I went to work in another area. Federal operators have a weak connection there, so I went to buy a local operator.

The girl operator, when recording my passport data, issued "Oh, I am a day younger than your passport"

And then I felt my appearance getting older.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №158734
 26.09.2022
Video from the Farm

What a terrible death. Chickens flooded with chickens

Yyy: 90% discount in Letual

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