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[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59239
 27.01.2012
and allo! Is it a gorgeous canal?
and yes!
Why does water run out of my crane?
What is the matter?
Well, judging by the January account, it should run Hennessy or a bad end.
and Bailey.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59238
 27.01.2012
Who asked for help, from the dependence of drops in the nose, buy FLIXONAZE, expensive, but will help if you drop less than a year, so surgery.
P.S I dropped for more than three years, had an operation, nothing terrible).
I want to help a man.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59237
 27.01.2012
And how did they determine that this was the neutrinos they sent?
They agreed that he would hold the newspaper "Sport" in his hands.
How did they determine that a neutrino is faster than the speed of light?
He had tomorrow’s newspaper in his hands.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59236
 27.01.2012
In the distant future, the entire text on Wikipedia will be illuminated in blue.
Wassermann will be violet.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59235
 27.01.2012
3bepek: Yes, in fact, the house only needs a drill and a bunch of drills (coffee mill, mixer, washing machine, blender,...)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59234
 27.01.2012
I need a pasha with a cooler.
He flew away. Paša with the cooler is already Carlson.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59233
 27.01.2012
xxx: lol, throw it, you now when you go out with your phone from your fifth, it’s cheaper :D

This is typical of the IT-snippers. My acquaintances long laughed that my laptop (still used as a navigator) was more expensive than my car. Actually and why not? The car just needs to get to work in the heat, and you spend half of your life on the note.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №59232
 27.01.2012
A friend works at the city TEC as a mechanic. recently conducted a job survey and employees filled out a questionnaire.
On the question: "what does not please you in your work?", he replied - "the inability to fly into space" ))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59231
 27.01.2012
Sergey: yeah thank you)
Lily: You must be))
Sergey: I have one answer.
Sex or Thanks.
Agree to thank you
Maybe I want sex.)
Sergey Blin
I did not think about it.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №59230
 27.01.2012
What is the advertisement of the palm!! I have been sick for a month when I see the last clip of the ax, where a man from under his mouse fountains of sweat pour a girl’s face in a whirlwind smiley. Whose brain could have invented that?? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59229
 27.01.2012
KaliFka:I want to start running in spring: 0

I wonder if it is difficult.

<RA-02752>: A,you about it.nearly a year in the morning ran*JOKINGLY*

<RA-02752>: It is cool!

Are you tired afterwards quickly?

I want to try it in the morning.

<RA-02752>: You are what, what a tired! The mat of the seniors instantly gives you vigor for the whole day. :D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №59228
 27.01.2012
I love to write to girls with whom only 4to met immediately his unusual vision of the world,4to they could immediately understand with whom they will have to communicate...so here, when one girl read my letters immediately did not remove me and sent a pretty cute answer I immediately thought "Oh,related soul"...no(( it turned out she practices a psychiatrist...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59227
 27.01.2012
I go in the car to work, I see an obstacle in the form of a lying policeman and instead of slowing down, I grabbed the steering wheel and removed my ass from the chair!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59226
 27.01.2012
xxx: I have headphones some little "unusual" (or more accurately fucking) - they only work in a certain position of the wire
Usually I find this position and listen, and today I went to school, and it started.
In short, they somehow arranged so that when I walked with my left foot, music was playing, and when I walked with my right foot, it wasn’t.
YYY: And what about the feeling? :D
xxx: yes, I'm not bad, but people around were embarrassed to see me, fucking like this :D I went and mixed the music first
The rural DJ :)
xxx: and then all the way to the universe somehow jumped side by side, so that the music played XD

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59225
 27.01.2012
I saw real masochists this morning. Cleaners of one of the open metro stations, who fed on the platform of pigeons.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59224
 27.01.2012
Controversy about counting:
What have you read lately?
The washing powder.
WOW :?O O O O
The node is combined)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №59223
 27.01.2012
Maybe I’ll regret it tomorrow, but today, you’re going to fuck.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59222
 27.01.2012
xxx:I just thought - if I cut the cable at the level of my window - it would be a little burning.

That's why I cut off the whole rope!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59221
 27.01.2012
xxx to fuck! I got a resume of an accountant in EXCEL on my left mail!
xxx: is it kind of showing roughness right away??))
XXX: I wrote the answer.
Dear Lady Svetlana.
Summary in Microsoft Excel format is generally a fairy shit.
You would still paint in Paint'e.
Repeat in Word'e - potential employers will at least not immediately shrink.
YYY :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59220
 27.01.2012
>>>If NAHUY were written separately, then the emphasis would be in each word: NAHUY

What other rules will you come up with, home-grown Rosenthal?
Everyone has their own rules of Russian language, their own Constitution and their own code of conduct. Are you wondering why we live this way?

P.S In the sounded case, separate writing is not regulated by emphasis.
on hook - a name group, used as a place speech: ◆ Go you on hook. “Hey, throw that iron, throw that iron, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle, throw the particle. Or the questioning word (the same as nahuya) ◆ Nahuya you put this here?

P.S to P.S And yes, go to the fuck!! to

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