in a rush, bite, pressing, the granite of science... and all the time before that, I was only licking it and hoping it would melt.

XXX: soon on February 14th, I know the recipe for the cake, I will prepare my holiday cake. Although he doesn’t like cakes.
Make him a holiday chicken.
I don’t kill my relatives =)
Then the pig.
His relatives too...

I sit in a smoker. One friend (1) in the other (2) is trying to take a babble.
Give money before your salary.
I don’t have money... I just got divorced recently. He left all his property and money to his wife.
What are you, idiot? The naked? Go to your wife and take her.
Give it to me and borrow it to me.
2: I can not. I treated her as a knight.
1 The Knight! Well, let me stick to her and say, ‘I am a knight’s messenger. Pick up!"

After the club, we go with a guy to him...as if for tea... we walk past the shop.
You need to buy tea and sugar.
I add to the joke: - and condoms order!
He told the seller: “Please get a pack of tea, a pack of sugar and a pack of condoms.
What kind of tea?
He: What is the difference? No one will drink it anyway.

The office meal day:
Did you see who I have a bucket from my refrigerator?
Tagged as: Hoodie? What kind of hood? never seen!
The next morning admin:
Do you hear that I don’t have a wind load?
admin: winda o_o??? What wind? I have never seen it 😉

The Discovery Channel.
Security of Borders.
Voice for picture:
This man has 40 hard discs of pornography, and now our expert is looking at him - to decide whether he can be imported into the United States.
......
It takes 5 minutes:
The expert issued a verdict: 10 disks are forbidden to import, and 30 can be missed.
......
Attention to the question – how?? to

1> Oh these unhuman girls.
You are my sun :)
She: Do you also think that if I beat laziness, I will be able to make a small thermonuclear synthesis?
1> It is necessary to filter the compliments of the campaign.

From comments to news about the flu epidemic

Jordan A, I laid garlic on the table at work. No one got sick with the flu. They killed and killed two vampires.

Happy hours, days, months are not observed. Post of Russia.

If you watch the news on the first channel and do not go out, you can accidentally think that everything is done.

The nurse kissed me in the pop before the injection

"Hunting a bald man" - Medvedev says when Putin is driving around the country

And why is no one gathering everybody to arrange a flashmob with the simultaneous drop of water in the toilet? This will be a real DDoS attack on the city collector.

How tired of these months! Our brave scientists would come up with something to make them disappear.

Igor: Well, in principle, there is one remedy... for 9 months you can postpone your monthly...

Maria: What is it? I take!

Come in tomorrow evening.

There was no snow all winter, but it only fell yesterday. And so as to compensate for its lack all the time.
At two o’clock in the night, I hear screams on the street, crawl through the window and see the next picture - on the snowed road at a decent speed carries an alien mark, to the bumper of which sandwiches are attached, and to these sandwiches are attached another.
They are demonstrated by the local drift of two girls and the whole of Moscow is chanted "and I am a May rose, and I am only from the frost ".
Our people are unique.

and Zoloto

I went for my shoes and accidentally went to a sports store.
I am already interested.
I’m chasing the cats around the house, the cat in the shower.
I too )
by Dina

XXX: At the seminar, the girl fell asleep straight at the first party in front of the lecturer. I slept for half an hour, I was tired, I got up, I woke her up. Here he notices the engagement ring and gives it:
As long as the husband is young. Sleep to sleep.

And at the gay forums of admin gay? When he calls someone, what is his name? Probably not a pirate.

Bo

For some reason it seems to me that my last phrase will be "Uh nihua to myself :D"

on the forum:"How do you dance at the disco?"

- depending on the col-va drunk (from the mode of the "a-la shady" to the "killer mill on the autopilot")