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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21867
 27.10.2009
XXX at the club Lena saw on Saturday
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxxx her
XXX and Tanya
YYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxxx her
xxx and collar
XXX is also not.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21866
 27.10.2009
I noticed a pattern: the language layout changes only when you click on the language icon.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21865
 27.10.2009
Moscow, Proletarian Prospect 16 Corps 3 second entrance from the metro. On the second floor there is an access point. wpa-psk-tkip, passkey - lolkabla
Help each other if you need to.
Hopefully a pluss.

Z is. In general, it would be a good site with a search by addresses with a crazy net. Why not? Anyone who wants to share can do it.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21864
 27.10.2009
We are celebrating our 25th birthday:
Daddy
I have 18 in my shower.
Chorea
I am also 13 years old in a cold soul.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №21863
 27.10.2009
In the United States, the word "woman" was banned as an insulting hint of gender. Now they say "Vagino American".

( R )

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21862
 27.10.2009
The acting persons:
m a l a i 1 (M1) - 4 years
m a l a i 2 (M2) - 14 years
p o d r u i k a (p) - 20 years

I sit in a distant room, I hear the wild or horror of M1, and after a few seconds the wild rust of M2 and P. run there. M2 and P rye, sliding down the hole, M1 is not visible. I ask, Esau, what has happened.

P. decided to change clothes. There is, such, a topless (there is all in order) runs M1 and begins drawn type "And Yulka has breasts!" to which P reasonably replied that when M1 grows up, she will have the same!!! The baby had the prospect of having a breast!!! Went and escaped! I found it in the closet after 2 hours!! to

Rina

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №21861
 27.10.2009
Lecturer on Matan: Every cosinus in the shower is a sinus, but for this it must have a phase shift.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №21860
 27.10.2009
Lectures on the crisis, the beginning. Everyone greeted the teacher, sat down, quieted. In the audience there is a clear sound of something pulling in through the air.

Shortly thinking, the teacher asks, “What a strange sound, as if someone would say now, “Luke, I’m your father!”

P.S He was very respectful 8)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №21859
 27.10.2009
xxx (00:12:57 27/10/2009)
Drink milk, not what I did yesterday.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №21858
 27.10.2009
How few people are left who know that Morozko is not a weather, but a character of Russian folk tales.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №21857
 27.10.2009
I saw a large advertisement in the city. On it, without any signs of intersection, is written: PRODUCTS FROM MECH NORKA BOBRA.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21856
 27.10.2009
Disputes between boys vs girls
It feels like girls are written by those who are younger. And the guys who meet them are about 25 years old or more. Hence and non-styling, because the girls write about their peers, who, in addition to appearance, really do not have much to do mostly, and respond to them already life-savvy boys.
How can you not be upset until you live to the clever guys?

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №21855
 27.10.2009
C of one women’s forum))
A mask for the face.
Take the cabbage cabbage. Put on a plate.
Drained with oil. Cabbage is eaten under a glass of vodka.
The face smiles and feels fresh.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21854
 27.10.2009
The name of the sausage "Doctor’s Fun" really scares me >_<

[ + 81 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21853
 27.10.2009
I look at the wounds. Chuvas rehearse the type for the first or second time, turning the track. In a minute of broadcast time, they invented a guitar party and solo on the baseball, about bass and drums there was not even a speech. From the first time (!) They played like notes. No "blah, I forgot", "procrali entry", "your party of UG and the cycled jerk". Then a girl approaches them, gives poems, they immediately (!) Poetry to song. Without the "there's the rhythm of the nihui", without the "do not dare to emphasize this word, the meaning changes", without the "on your lines is not enough tactics"... And then the schoolboy thinks it is worth taking a guitar, as the band itself will become mega-hard. MDA...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №21852
 27.10.2009
I decided to read about gender relations.
I looked at men’s forums.
Title: Child and divorce, How to survive separation, What a woman wants, Feelings of guilt and duty...
To complete the question, I decided to study the women.
The first title is Marmelade! Who Eat?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №21851
 27.10.2009
If a person has a smile or confusion on the face on the question "do you know the compass?" then, most likely, he will be able to help you.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №21850
 27.10.2009
From an article about the photo:
Auto-focus, like a typical woman in front of a showcase with dresses, can not determine her preferences, finally making a completely unexpected choice.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №21849
 27.10.2009
Thinking about nick...
The candy has been sweetened several times.
Iris - tightly clinging, fucking digging off.
Chocolate - khm... experienced and skilled girl )))
Hot thing - Nihera does not know, but loves to get out.
The cat flies after every fuck.
Angel is sitting on chemistry.
VIP - well here all guessed, stupid prostitute.
Sexy is the equivalent of VIP, but the degree of intolerance is much higher.
The witch is a nymphoman.
Imho

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21848
 27.10.2009
Today I entered our bedroom in a circular coat on a naked body. My husband was sitting on my back, completely naked. I thought he was waiting for me to have sex. I began to dress up playfully...then I saw that he was drawing a rodent on his penis and talking to him.

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