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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145923
 27.10.2017
> in the subway reworked turnikets as convenient for them, etc. Personally, I would be strongly opposed.

Natural leopards account for about 20% of the human population.
Public objects that are critical to safety must be comfortable for all passengers. Children cannot be transported without a car seat. A "adult" seat belts manufacturer is obliged to deliver exactly those that will suit not only men, but also women. (The first serial seat belts virtually didn’t save women because of the difference in average height.) Yes, society is obliged to be equally safe for people with different physical characteristics, with different taste and sexual preferences. As much as possible. Obviously, a DCPshnik with a stick will not be able to turn away if it is pushed, and a debilitating person may not notice that someone is sitting right on it - this is an irreversible difference, but, note, there is no difference, as long as no one is pushing. Not to condemn homosexuals, not to treat them, not to harass, not to blackmail, and also to take statements about unlawful actions against them (the same beating, rape, blackmail), to investigate these incidents - REAL. If you can’t, the problem is not in the gay, but in you. So, guys, society is you. All without exception. No need to look in the mirror.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №145922
 27.10.2017

I am not going to eat cream.
Because there is a pill.
I will not drink from the bowl.
Because there is a pill.
I will not bite the headphone.
Because there is a pill.
I will not sleep on a chair.
Because there is a pill.
I will not beat the walls,
Because there is a pill.
I will not put the carpet.
Because there is a pill.
I will not smell the guest.
Because there is a pill!
I will not even wash.
A pill in the right leg?
You can think anything,
I am not a paranoid.
No one succeeded
Cheat the cat twice.
If you have trouble,
Take your own pills.
Cats are always treated.
From the power of thought.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №145921
 27.10.2017
The New Star Trek:
XXX: Everything is great for a third of the series you have to read the subtitles, not watch the series!!!! to
Study Klingon

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145920
 27.10.2017
This is right. With homosexuals everything is ambiguous - whether you like it or not, and then sneezed on you such - and Opa! You are already with them.
In this sense, gay is preferred. No cold if...
and ==
by mm. Humor on a humorous (once) resource... Give you gods of goodness and health, Man. Really rescued

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №145919
 27.10.2017
Everything becomes

>> but there are pydoras that never make a meltdown, and the asphalt is placed so that it dissolves on the third day

This is how the asphalt-leggers go by you - and this turns out to be a gay parade...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145918
 27.10.2017
On the other side of the geosphere)

Black is better than gay. When you’re a Negro, you don’t think about how to tell your parents about it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145917
 27.10.2017
QR:I went to the dentist yesterday.The dentist woman of 60 years, the analgesic said to put no need.When I cried out from the pain, she cried out to me with a handcuff on the rose, with the words"do not swallow".Less on became but no longer "swallow".

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