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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37975
 27.10.2010
Can the phrase "Here a good person lives" be considered more sincere if it is made on a shit wall?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №37974
 27.10.2010
In active search? How active are you in this search?
yy: it is not my fault, there is no option "in the passive search, the self will add".)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37973
 27.10.2010
You know, Alice, there is a word "need"!
daughter: you know, mom, the word - "need" also has

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37972
 27.10.2010
An American complained to the police about a bad marijuana - a percentage of democracy in the country, try maybe a district that the plan is a percentage of the area.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37971
 27.10.2010
Bottom Line: Do you have anything to add? I have a great hearing and I hear everything you say there.
The silent whisper from the last row: “Bl, this infection hears us!”


[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37970
 27.10.2010
Soulless (22:50:58 26/10/2010)
The topic recently burned. He approaches the barrel and says:

Soulless (22:51:52 26/10/2010)
I have Chesterfield Blue. (with a strong Harvard accent)
Not such.
That’s Chester Blue.
It is 31 rubles.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37969
 27.10.2010
Well in Russian passed a linguistic analysis of the text, told about the emotional coloring of the letters:

The sound is something terrible, big, like horror, hurricane, threat.

from the back of the sides is echoed "aga, the fox too";

The teacher heard: "It’s better not to be a fountain but a shadow!"

I am afraid of this beast.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №37968
 27.10.2010
DarkMag (22:35:45 26/10/2010)
What does it mean? ? It’s fun, you’re walking around the park and you see a cute young man. You want to come and meet. We need to start a conversation somehow. You say that, and I print. and all. He is yours

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37967
 27.10.2010
xxx: I wrote in my will that they should be cremated and the dust loaded into a salute charge.

YYY: Much harder to miss the cremation stage.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №37966
 27.10.2010
Today I received an SMS from an unidentified number with the content: "You know yourself that I am very ashamed". I am sure it was God.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37965
 27.10.2010
She: Don’t put a snail on me, it’s considered disrespectful toward a girl.
What if I put out the phrase "I RESPECT IT"?? to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №37964
 27.10.2010
Please recommend a funny site to read.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37963
 27.10.2010
The girl in the asky sent an incomprehensible message, with a bunch of misconceptions and in general meaningless... and then said the phrase that I am still thinking about: “Oh, sorry, I didn’t understand what I wanted to write.”

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №37962
 27.10.2010
Fuck, I just found out that the song of Black Shirt from the screenshot of the same-name cartoon was performed in the mid-1990s by Murat Nasirov O_o

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №37961
 27.10.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You left, they began to think about how to get rid of the army.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The dialogue:
There will be special tests.
for example
They’ll show you a nude picture of a man and you’ll have to get excited.
What is the problem?
“You know, Andrew, I don’t think you should stay here for the night anymore.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37960
 27.10.2010
XXX: did the seminar?
WOW: I can say yes
Q: Would you share? The Cat's Eyes of Shrek
There is a little member of Shrek.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №37959
 27.10.2010
Mona: psdc, it is terrible to live, yesterday the sister's best friend was robbed right at the entrance and a bubble of pepper in the eyes! She lies in the hospital.
All of you have your problems! We have microblogs here instead of the norms of walls and eighty-foot fucking died!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37958
 27.10.2010
An announcement from the newspaper:

It is sold a computer, with a regular monitor, a Windows Wista processor, a printer, columns.
8927xxxxxxxx
(The lighting)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №37957
 27.10.2010
Megaphone advertising is fun.
A man flies with a parachute and calls on his cell phone.
There is a feeling that the megaphones finally decided to make a truthful advertisement, showing where to go so that the connection is...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37956
 27.10.2010
The history of Soviet times is impressive.

The solar bag. The border part.
A general from Moscow arrived.
(In the end, it shines like a cat’s egg)
The general is on the plateau. There is a clear system of fighters.
And border dog leaders stand separately with their animals.

The general approaches one of them and, looking at the dog humbly pressed on the stand, says:

The goods are close! The dog is a frog.! to

(At the same time, a poor man from the local population bleaked his eyes and swallowed his tongue.)

The goods are close!! Do you understand the Russian language???! to
I ask you, is your dog a dog???! to

So accurate the general! The frog!! to

(pause and then the addition)

And she fell!! to

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