XXX: I don’t want to contact him!
WOW : Why?
He is a dull bush of muscles that still thinks that the bottle covers turn off the clock. You won’t believe, he’s getting rid of her!

[22:46:10] Yulia: and we look like porn))
Vitalka: Oh sorry for distracting me from this wonderful activity.
[22:47:36] Julia: No you are better and much more interesting )))
[22:47:50] Vitalka: I am better than porn?
Julia: Yes to me
Vitalka: I’ve never heard such compliments before.

Frost_dv (16:10:40) Go and drink beer
Igorentiy (16:14:27) I am an ordinary family member!!! I don’t drink beer and I try to quit smoking!!!
Igorentiy (16:14:51) the more I am already in the shit!!!))

- "Deaths learned the posture 69 and died out"
Why is
Oh well Dasha! Let’s start with Azov.
I know what 69 is.

The first thing you should explain to your child is not who your mom and dad are, but that most people around you are fools.
Maybe mom and dad too.

Such an assembly... And no one warned...

Ura a-a! After 9 months of pregnancy and 1 year of feeding, I can finally sleep on my stomach, drink coffee and eat everything in a row.
For some reason I don’t want it anymore.

"The opinion of the author may not coincide with his point of view."

This is Pelevin, baby :)

Went to marry. My grandfather loved my future wife. Everyone asked: "When, and when". Last night I called and said I had an offer. He: Well right, or live like these... blue...

Andrei: Anya asks me to take her evening dress? How will you be?
We are in the valleys.
Dmitry: But Anja can stand out :)

<un4given>and we had a tradition at the institute.. if someone from the group of DR, we immediately boiled. There must be a couple of towers. with the predecessor
<un4given> once poured out glasses, here in the audience fell a man in a speck, grit “the body is mined, roll out of here!”, well we came out of the body with glasses
<un4given>with us rusted, such as "blin, the body of the current was mined, and you are already celebrating here, scorpions"

The characters fail the mission all the characters end, the city end,
A nuclear bomb is falling on the city.
The master throws at the hit, throws at the damage, still throws at the damage, still throws at the damage.
Players with suspicion looking at the master: “Well, what happened?“?”
Master: “So, a nuclear bomb fell on the city, hit the city administration, jumped back, hit one building, hit the second building, flew to the side of the characters, struck your feet, but did not detonate.”
Players: “Yes, cubes sometimes do wonders...”

"Teacher of the Year" from the Irkutsk region raped a drunk school guard
Thgzr: I think it was for pedagogical purposes. Why does the guard sleep?

Yesterday I spent eight hours searching for my father’s textbook on electromagnetism!
YYY: Did you need humanity?
There are a lot of incomprehensible beautiful words!
YYYY: YYYY...
Nick could not imagine it.

The Prehistory. It’s cold in the office, and when you open the window it’s very cold. Ventilation during lunch.
Everyone went out to eat and, respectively, opened the window, I remained in the office alone. It is quite cold in the office. An accountant (typical glamorous kiso) comes in. Understands that it is cool and to the side: "cold as... straight as in a shake"

I came to get a passport.The worker extends my passport and a form.

Look closely at your data.
I read (I see the paternity is not mine, not correctly printed): Girl, and I have the paternity xxx, and here is wow
She: What will you prove?
>_<

In children, extensive panoramic vision works better than in adults. A child in the age of high technology by the age of 2 knew what a controller was. I watch the picture:
Man (m): Anja, where is the controller? (Can not be found)
My child, it does not matter. (I immediately looked at the room)
Husband (thinkingly): She needs to explain what the car keys look like...

Congratulations on the radio:
I pass on a greeting to the driver of the black Nisan Teana who, overtaking by the side near the crossing, grabbed my mirror and fled from the place. Please put the composition of Professor Lebaydinsky "I will kill you boatman" or any other suitable in meaning.

YYY: Ahah you are
Fantastic, I adore
and you! : D
XXX: If I
Every time the girls
They say to me, I would
If I had a ruble, I would...
I put these three coins in.
Framework x

snaphold>I want to put WindowsPhone on iPhone. Is it possible?
Dennis> is wrong!

xxx: bro, everyone is busy on the weekend, so hunting the mafia cut off
We can play both.
Yyy: You will be a peaceful resident, and I will be a mafia. Then reverse
Yyy: Fuck, I haven’t said anything more gay in my life.