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[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153220
 27.10.2019
Politicians are divided into two categories: some believe that the end justifies the means, while others are convinced that the means (of course, money) is the main goal!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №153219
 27.10.2019
The words of relatives.
One day, they missed a vase. After a long search, the parents came to the conclusion that her little son was somewhere.
He went to his son and asked if he had done anything with the vase. The son denied everything. Then I decided to go to the trick.
"Sasha, if you admit what you did with the vase, I will give you 3 rubles," said the mother (the case was in the USSR, and 3 rubles at the time, as far as I understand, was a considerable amount for the child).
“I broke the vase,” Sasha confessed.
Where are you doing the pieces?
"I took the sink and the wreath, gathered them and threw them out so that you and Daddy would not know.
The mother praised the son for the honest confession and handed the promised 3 rubles.
A few days later, a neighbor brought the vase. She borrowed it for something, and her mother simply forgot about it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №153218
 27.10.2019
The African leaders heartily thanked Vladimir Vladimirovich for removing the $20 billion debt.
“We should raise the retirement age,” he said.

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