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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №158884
 27.10.2022
Xxx by Metro. Hour of Pick. There is not yet an old man sitting on the edge. On the contrary - a couple of students or just young office dentists.

A struggling aunt. She looked at the man:

The young man! Give up the lady!

Madam, are you not an officer? - Just moved forward his stick, hinting that he can't stand, - take off the young man.

They’re going to be foolish, and you’re intelligent.

The smoked man:

Are you serious about not sending me? Go go you fuck!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №158883
 27.10.2022
Pure theoretically, if a person is perfectly easy to spend money, it means that he has no problems with earning money. But the theory is a false fool!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №158882
 27.10.2022
Here the entire internet is friendly to Keanu Reeves, who talked kindly with the boy at the airport. Oh, the star has descended to a simple man. I remembered this.

Lenka, my wife, went to the nursery for our younger daughter, and I stayed at home with the older one. The daughter for the first time in her two-year life so long separated from her mother, crying all day, and in the evening began to suffocate. We called an ambulance, which did not arrive for an endless time. In generally accepted units, this infinity was probably half an hour or less, but when a two-year-old child is about to sink on your arms, time flows differently.

I went out with my daughter to the yard, sat on the bench at the playground before entering. I thought that from here I would see an ambulance sooner, and the daughter would be easier in the fresh air. She really stopped crying, but still breathed hard, with terrible whispers. Then I heard a very familiar voice. I raised my head and saw Tatiana Drubich.

Now, not everyone remembers this actress, she is almost not filmed. But then there was the peak of her popularity, just released "Ass" and "Ten Negroes". And for me it was... how to explain it? Well, you know how those who at the age of 13-14 watched "Guest from the future", fancy Natasha Guseva? And on my 13-14 came "One Hundred Days After Childhood" with a fourteen-year-old Drubich. Without a doubt, the most beautiful girl of Soviet cinema, it was she I imagined in my teens. And here she stands before me in the flesh and asks how Lena is doing, has she already given birth or not yet.

I knew from my wife that Drubich was taking her daughter to a kindergarten nearby and sometimes walking with her after the kindergarten on our site. But she saw me for the first time – that is, not only distinguished Lenka among other moms and remembered that she was about to give birth, but also recognized the daughter who sat stuck in my chest, wrapped in a blanket. It’s Keanu Reeves’s level plus 10, but it’s just the beginning.

Drubic nodded at her daughter and asked what happened to her. I was upset – what did she, a popular actress, do to our plebey problems? He replied reluctantly:
He has a bad breath and waits for an ambulance.
“Let me look at her,” Drubic said. I am Doctor.

I got a stethoscope from my bag. I did not understand anything. What doctor, why a doctor? He gave her a look at the girl.

– It is asthma, – decided Drubic. But don’t be afraid, the attack is not strong, they don’t die from it. Put her here (she showed), squeeze her chest here and calmly wait for the ambulance. Everything will be fine.

From her confident words I calmed down, the daughter took over my calm and began to breathe smoother. The ambulance soon arrived. It really was asthma. She then accompanied her daughter for 13 years, before we moved to the United States, and went there without a trace. Whether the allergen that caused it remained in our Moscow apartment, whether in general the New York ecology is so much better than Moscow.

Then I read that Tatiana Drubic is really not only an actress, but also a doctor. She graduated from the medical institute, in parallel with the shootings held a reception in the district clinic. Maybe the patients were surprised. Here are the artists we have, where there is Keanu Reeves.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158881
 27.10.2022
The child of Yandex employees, responding to the lesson, first tells two advertisements.

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