xxx: Someone know the antonym for the word "logic"?
YYY...
Tags: female logic

put a unit in the rating photo on one of the social networks to a random person, which received the answer:
-"I haven’t even seen such wretches in the mirror as you do"
This phrase will last forever.)

What are presidential elections?
"Well, it's like movies with Jim Carrey - I've seen it so many times and you know what's going to happen, but it's fucking funny!))

A couple of maths:
Teacher: The function tends to minus infinity...this is down down down down... whispering right into the bottom...

1: Why is the criminal case "induced", and not, for example, "created"?
Because this is done by the organs.
Three I immediately understand what exactly.

Isn’t you another Elf of that level?
Destroyer : No
And not an orc?
Destroyer: Yes No
Not a Druid?? to
The Destroyer: NA
Jan: Well here it is! At least one is normal! :)
Destroyer: I am a magician
Fuck it...

mrx: OK, we are about me, and about me. Let me talk about you. You are Who?

There are three great mysteries of the century:
Are we alone in the universe?
Who built the pyramids?
and...
I mean, I’ve got a crack in my back.

Now I remembered that I saw on TV news, as if the new coins of 10 rubles will be cancelled, and I was upset - they like me so much, such as gold ducats)))
Then I remembered that I didn't have a telephone, and breathed with relief - DREAMED))))

[23:29:13] The regret says: I tell the horse: I rested in Vienna. The last day, a taxi at 8 in the morning, the suitcases were collected from the night. Everything at the door. At 6 in the morning, the sirene, we call the reception - scream - fire. Well, huli - jeans, mayka, things caught. In two minutes, I came down in 40 seconds. A bunch of tourists around - who in a nightwear, who in a shirt, with passports, money, half naked. And the Russians with a suitcase and all the souvenirs.
[23:29:22] Sorry says: There are other questions – why did we win? )))

Adulthood is when you walk in the cold without a hat and feel not cool, but a fool!

For an important matter, I call in another time zone.
Your mother, do you know how long?
I: I call you for 50 rubles a minute not to ask for time.

The new Harry Potter has surprised me.
Unbroken Harry and Ron in sweaters, Hermione in a cloth shirt, tent and all dirty and judging by appearance does not smell very good conclusion!!! They are going to the Grushin Festival!

Kornay Ivanovich Chukovsky has long predicted the torment of the support service:

This is the whole day:
Then the bull will call, then the deer.

Tomorrow we’ll get married.
You will be dressed...
Albina: I will be in Ahaia.

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin expressed his amazement at Germany’s policy and the position of the German public in the energy sphere. Responding to questions from the participants of the economic forum in Berlin, he noted that the German public does not like nuclear energy.

“I don’t want to comment on this in any way, but I don’t understand what you’re going to do?” Putin asked. You don’t want gas, you don’t develop nuclear energy. Are you going to throw the wood?", he continued. After a brief pause, caused by loud laughter in the hall, Vladimir Putin stated that the Germans and "for the wood" to Siberia should go. “You have no trees,” he concluded.

Girls who in the section "about themselves" write "I am hard to find, but easy to lose", resemble socks =)))

Do you wash your dishes?? to
- Well you have prepared dinner, from the catalog allowed to buy everything, kissed... of course I will wash, I am not an ungrateful pig... I am grateful :@)

About the benefits of girls waiting for guys from the army.
After one in the guard was shot, the girl did not respond to the letters, the divorce was asked: "The girl writes?", the answer: "Don't write"- "You don't go to the guard". No one was waiting for me from the army. I carried those fucking guards.

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