It is said that Philip Kirkorov had a daughter. Did the belt help so quickly? Bggg.
It is OMG! Who is the Father? :)

Sex is like shaking. and. and. and. and. Only a girl.

How you got all your shit on the subject of musical directions. One rock satanic, another rap fucking, the third pop got, and the fourth from the classic is sick. I’m the one who doesn’t listen to rock/rap/pop/classic, but music, crazy? Whatever direction it is, I either like it or not. And I’m never going to say, “I liked one song here, and then I learned that it was sung by the Ranets, shoot me now!” The Dolphins.

The tongue of a cat is not only the tongue, but also a spoon, a circle, a toothbrush, a fur brush, soap, washing machine and toilet paper.

...the third frame: black background and the inscription "NONADO!and "
From laughter could only say: "Dima, not with verbs written separately"

Our teachers think that "need" is a verb. What do you want from children?? to

My computer doesn’t turn off at night. There all kinds of needs occur =)) So I put the monitor off after 15 minutes and during this time I have time to lie down quietly, inspect the room for the absence of babies and all kinds of suspicious things, wrap up and fall asleep before the monitor goes off =)) And about babies under the bed - a separate conversation.

Now a man came to us in the salon, asking for a movie in which men are against the blue. It turns out, "Avatar" wanted to.

From a discussion on the dirty Canon camera found at the bottom of the ocean:
Nobody would have thrown Nikon into the ocean.
Spec84: Nikon would have exploded!! to

We sit in the cafe, at the neighboring table, Dad and daughter of 6 years.
Dad stood up and walked towards the comforts.
The girl cried out to the whole room:
Just don’t miss you!

I went with a friend to play basketball - from which point he does not give up - everything flies.
Where did you learn to throw it away?! to
Angry Birds, three stars

I needed info on certain medicines, Google. Google finds, among other things, a site "Grandmother" and publishes a remarkable title: Binding - Grandma

<xxx> Deleted Date of Birth
<xxx> Greetings from my mom
<yyy> xxx, with DR guy!
<zzz> xxx with dick
<xxx> here are the dudes
<xxx> this is a joke

x: I once excavated the cellular from the ground, a year in the ground lay, still working
Y: I once excavated the SS's crust from the ground, I lay in the ground for sixty years, the fifth year when I gave them a sausage.
Z: I once excavated a barracks in the country - it hadn't been before!! to

Strange laws. If you killed the head of a fool who previously put a few bullets in you, then after the hospital you will be put on the ground.
The state actively urges not to turn to law enforcement agencies, but to self-seal wounds and feed the fucking dogs, prior to allowing them to pass through the meat mill. and.

That is shit, gentlemen. After washing, my grandmother’s socks accidentally hit me. came to return. 70-Year-Old Grandmother Reacts: The Owner Gave Me a Socks! I am free!" Now she is walking around the apartment, stepping me with this socks and rubbing me. Don’t give god you have a grandmother with a sober mind and a healthy memory reading Potter.

Juliet’s mother at the time of the events described in the play was 28 years old.

Maria Gavrilovna of "Metheli" Pushkin was already young: "She was in her 20th year".

Balzac’s age is 30 years.

Ivan Susanin at the time of the feat was 32 years old (he was
The 16-year-old daughter is in extradition.

Dostoevsky’s novel “Crime and Punishment” was 42 years old.
year of.

Anna Karenina at the time of death was 28 years old, Vronsky - 23 years old, old husband
Anna Karenina - 48 years old (at the beginning of the events described in the novel all for 2 years
and less).

Old Cardinal Richelieu at the time of the siege described in The Three Musketeers
La Rochelle fortress was 42 years old.

From the notes of the 16-year-old Pushkin: "A 30-year-old man entered the room"
and caramels.

Tyanyanov: Nikolai Mikhailovich Karamzin was the eldest of all who gathered. He had
Thirty-four years is the age of extinction.”

Crab sticks and candy "Fish milk" are made from ingredients.
His K. O.

How many hipsters are needed to replace a light bulb?
and three? One changes, the other photographs, the third writes about it on Twitter.

In Chelyabinsk up to -40 walk exclusively in socks.
Yyy: I borrowed with Chelyabinsk, I live in Chelyabinsk and I don't go in socks at -40. Do I look like a fool? I’m already wearing clothes at 35.

Thank you very much to the designers of the minibus Gazelle Business. Now the transmission switch does not touch the knee! Ura to! Lovely guys!