Argont: Worse fool, fool with admin rights.

dialogue with the user about configuring the barcode scanner:
Now let’s check the scanner.
Paul, should I eat?
Natalia, you have to eat.

c) Mastdai

What is a musical hit? As you think, it was when I heard it on the radio, and immediately inserted it, so wow and ah! Or when he listened - a bit of a bit, then listened a couple of times, and here, so to speak, felt and then inserted, and it came to wow and ah!? to

and no. Hit, it was when you listened to the composition and you got upset. And then another year is sick of her!

xxx: I read in the community: "In short, I am the Count."
XX: Yes, I think it is true in brief.
xxx: I read the following word: "designer".

The theme of "Positive"
The xxx:
As my grandmother said, it’s better to shoot, recharge and shoot again than to light a light and ask “Who’s here?”

I went to Berlin, beautiful. very much liked! Have you been to Berlin?
No, I was not. My grandfather was. by work. In the tank.

My grandmother is super ;)

Zzz: Yes, and the grandfather is not bad, apparently we went to work together =)

Energy (1) communicates by loud communication with the expeditor (2)
2: Here you ordered the Schindler, and here next to them exactly the same machines at the same voltage three times cheaper. I will complain to you, Navalny.
Take what is written! Put the Chinese machines at home. Just keep in mind that all Chinese electricity is specifically designed to reduce the population of Chinese in China and greedy fools around the world. 

YYY: Daniela finally moved from dota to wov, I'm really happy
XXX:"Brother finally switched from cocaine to heroin, I am really happy"

and Astis:
Let’s meet at the stop. It will be easy to recognize me: on my shoulder I will have a frame from a highway bike.
Oh, that is great! I will find you. So that you don’t get mistaken: I’ll have Captain America’s iron shield in my hands.

It is necessary to calculate from which iPhones you enter "check" sites for "unacceptable" information. And in case of access from them to give a cute and harmless page %)
And everyone will be pleased. Your website works. Investigators processed the complaint, but found nothing prohibited.

c) Dimantchick

I have hair!and ((
Even a haircut needs to be cut.
Oh no, you are a girl!: *
Let those who don’t like it go to the ass.
Q: I don’t like it!
Go to the village!! to

- What does our man do when he learns that their garages will be demolished? Right, - gives advertisement: "I sell a garage"..

News: "Zenit" may be tightened punishment for penetrating Boyarsky on the tribunes

The comments:

111: and again shattered the shattered seat
222: And the wind hurts the bulouououououu raanu
333: Where did the crash take you to hell... Do you not have peace in your pocket?

Green
You know, I’ll help you, I’ll make sure no one knows about our little secret, but someday, maybe not soon or even never, but I might need your help and then I’ll call you))))))

Ula
Thiaak

Green
It can be a banal request.
You go and buy beer.
or
Hello, help me choose a sweater.
Or maybe also
“Julia, take a spade and come to the cemetery, I need your help urgently!

Beauty-girl: I don’t like chicken, I love fruits and salads
You are not cannibalized.

Sorry I haven’t bought a rack before.
YYY: It’s a pity you didn’t get her out of the school sports hall before.
XXX: in the interface of my life there is no such point of action "delay"...and unfortunately)))
YYY: Fuck, let me reflect, it’s not hard for me.
YYY: So you will be so,
YYY: You did not dare to take the item for a while and forget to return it to the previous owner, given that the previous owner does not know that you took it in temporary use.
XXX: need to pump the skill "self-deception"... useful thing I look at...

After consultation to the upcoming count, everyone approaches the board to ask questions individually. Everything would be nothing, but the question of one of the girls just beat up:
Maybe I’ll give up the bill earlier, or I’ll give birth on that day.

Successfully established personal life is when the poppy in a cage tries to mimic not the banal "casha" or "popka fool", but the screw of the bed.

XHH: I went to the toilet. He walked into the cabin and realized that it was worth taking the paper. And, of course, according to the law of wickedness, not grammy. I raise my eyes up. On the wall separating the cabin, A4 sheets lie. I was delighted: somebody heartbreakingly brought the drawings to everyone for joy. I am already trying to take, but a hand from the neighboring cabin takes them, washes them (pardonte) and leaves. First thought: this is the cattle! And the second: it was probably stuck, and the person along with the documents jumped in need. I guess it would be if I still had time to get a couple of leaflets...

Legalization of prostitution:
And the prostitutes will begin to work officially, on a work book, with an internship, weekends, normalized working nights, salaries and awards. With discharges (I am a prostitute of the fifth grade, and I, the highest category - a multi-factor image)
The money will be taken with cash and plastic cards.
After the provision of services will sign the act of the works carried out and issue an invoice.

I have long wanted Pierce Brosnan to appear in the advertisement of some false and inexpensive tea like “Princess Nouri.” So I imagine, a table in a casino, Pierce sits with an unwavering roar and a clever sting, he is brought a transparent cup of hot tea with a fragrance of smoke, he rushes to the throat and says: Splyunte nahui.