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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146849
 27.11.2017
The Predator

>> Why is a creature that sees only heat, a trophy of room temperature?

Maybe he warms them up before enjoying watching his collection?
What do we know about the ghosts of collectors?


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146848
 27.11.2017
Comment under the next revelation of Sundakov about the Great Tartaria, "Russian language is the oldest", "the authorities hide - we are the greatest" and so on.by :

Speaks a strange spell.
The importance of ancient wisdom.
It continues like old:
Russia is the home of elephants.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №146847
 27.11.2017
The show? Is the washing machine not perfect? You are mocking! She scratches the glass.
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How does she crack the glass??? The water stream, right? Or is there a crowd of fixks with brushes inside?
P.S The owner of a normal laundry. In combination with good pills, the result is ideal. The same glass and glass washes out to shine and "crust". Although the drawings, even the most persistent, really sooner or later chemistry reduces.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №146846
 27.11.2017
All around these are the same, and only you are D'Artagnan.

I have an ordinary button. And while you’re playing time-killing toys on the bus, I’m not so tempted and I’m reading a book.

As a man who barely withheld the temptation to open a book at work, laughed at your temptations, forgive me. Why do you read if it doesn’t bring you pleasure? To show all these smartphone owners their shiny white coat, say that you are here hernia suffering, and I am reading, developing in the meantime! And by the way, for fast-reading people smart - just a find, uploaded there a few dozen books and don't pretend that the book will suddenly end in the road.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146845
 27.11.2017
List of shops with the highest discounts on Black Friday:

The company with the highest discounts on Black Friday on November 24 is named adidas.
The corresponding rating was made by the publication HypeBae.
In Russia, in the stores of the brand, as well as the online store, will be a 30% discount on allocated goods.
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The main sale of the year. Large discounts are promised.
And in the end, the BEST are those who drop 30% on some goods.
The others are worse.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146844
 27.11.2017
I support

You see posters hanging with the mouths of local deputies along the road... and you understand that on the go, instead of posters, they would be better hanged!! to

They ruined the whole system of education.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146843
 27.11.2017
(c) Because I am a believer and consider it inappropriate to read the arguments in favor of atheism.
A classic of faith!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146842
 27.11.2017
Investigator of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Anton Chodko was dismissed from the bodies after the disappearance of cash in the amount of about 50 million rubles, which were substantial evidence in one of the cases of the Special Construction.

There is no need for such news.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146841
 27.11.2017
Forum of Young Mothers:
Can a one-year-old child have olives from the bank? I asked to try it, I gave it with confidence that it splashes immediately and there will be no more.. and he has little of what he has eaten, and also oreth supplements asks.
2: Probably nothing terrible. Maybe it’s better to buy and that’s all. My out feeding cat loves, cannot be tracked, monitors the cat and goes to eat
I’m not even worried about cat food. I have primary. Both the cat and the baby feel great.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146840
 27.11.2017
Per the author did not mean just one gender. You may not have understood that not everyone has the concept corresponding to the dictionary, as the dictionary, again, may be little obsolete.
A lot is possible.
Do you have to put someone in the hole? If someone Just Explains to You a Different Interpretation of Something, Should He Definitely Go to the Lookout?
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You’re sorry, but when a simple explanation begins with an obvious insult (or my understanding of the phrase “somebody with a brain has not determined” is also outdated?In this case, it is much more than a person deserves.

And as for the fact that "many things are possible", can I answer you by Pratchett?
The man in a mask and a striped suit, rushing out of your window, may have just gone astray on the way to the masquerade, and the man in a pearl and mantle at the entrance to the courtroom may have been the ordinary transvestite who has looked here hiding from the rain. These findings are unfair."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №146839
 27.11.2017
Divorce everywhere

>> Online games lack such a fit as loans. Really, it would be just great for society. Having the experience of repaying the loan for the top hair and trousers, an adult snooker will think a hundred times before taking an IRL mortgage.

That would be great for society, but terrible for the banking mafia.
This is a conspiracy, of course.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146838
 27.11.2017
The Russian Film Foundation, a film about everything else:
Per the idea is not new, but let’s make a super-scandalous film about the Indian genocide. Mel Gibson removed and we can, the Mongols connect. Especially the price of a penny. There is also the harvesting of bushels, scratch blankets and the exchange of gold for a slice. The essence of the film: the pindos whisper about the lies (advertising / anti-advertising) as in the matilde. Everyone is looking around the world.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146837
 27.11.2017
He lived to gray hair, but so far he has not understood who wins over whom in the phrase "good wins over evil"?
He wins well, well. A "evil" in this phrase in general is speech.


[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №146836
 27.11.2017
Immediately in the smoker heard a funny phrase from a girl who is really in a circle of tattoos:
And then she says to me, say, what will your child tell you about your spikes? of something. Mom, where did you get so dumb? That’s what I’ll say"

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №146835
 27.11.2017
Hah, comparing popularity by the number of appeals to websites is as stupid as by the amount of traffic. Because one book is usually enough for a week on average, and some social networks can be viewed at a speed of up to 1 page per second, music and video last a few minutes, modern games are constantly climbing into the network, even if they are not online.
And what is fun, all my button phones had built-in games, but there were no built-in readers, and in the new smartphone there is no pre-installed game, but there is a pre-installed reader.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146834
 27.11.2017
About a Single Journey:

XHH: There is a story, some places very even funny.
Wow, let me guess: you lost and you got pulled out of the bobs?
XHH: It is true.
Except for the bobs.
They didn’t help Szuco.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №146833
 27.11.2017
The sheep (their month) arranged hysteria, especially one is rattling. The middle son pulled out the spinner for the scarf:
I’m reading Mummy for you!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146832
 27.11.2017
I only get sick in the morning.
Dino in the morning
Dino in the morning
Dino is fucking
Dino is right.
The Saboteur: Naruto

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №146831
 27.11.2017
XHX: A group of professional computer gamers will conduct a course to get rid of your children from gambling addiction, creating unbearable conditions in online games, rejecting the desire to spend thousands of hours in them.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146830
 27.11.2017
There is no celebration without a bottle. But a good bottle is easy to do without any celebration.

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