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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107417
 27.12.2014
Go to sleep with your wife. I’m already sleeping, she’s still crawling something in the phone. I open one eye and look at her quietly.
Do not worship.
I am :?! to
I am anticipating!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107416
 27.12.2014
A fairy tale about the feather, or rather a fairy tale with a similar plot, was invented in ancient Egypt, only there was a prostitute and a pharaoh 2,5 thousand years ago! This plot is the most popular among fairy tales and is found in a very many peoples. So the girls had hoped for the appearance of the prince since time immemorial.

Not just girls. These stories are the essence of stories about social elevators. For girls, they look like a profitable marriage. For Emily, for example, as a squid.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107415
 27.12.2014
The Last Christmas Ay Gave Yu Ma Hart...
Brother Zack: Doors of the Nectis Day
Category: Class Auto

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107414
 27.12.2014
From Router

XXX: The mud is muddy.And what smells our cinematographer?

yyy:Our cinematographer has been smoking 2 topics over the last 10 years:
Siberia, gold, zeki and oligarchs
Moscow, corporations, tree trees, calves

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107413
 27.12.2014
Ohhhh... exactly! Therefore, always, at any disco, even in Zhytomyr, even in Ibiza, if you gathered to dance more than two Russians who knew each other, they instinctively, like a scuca, in the sense of a dog, Pavlov form a chord!

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You are a horoscope!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107412
 27.12.2014
Lenny happens only in children. In adults it is called pessimism.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №107411
 27.12.2014
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The conclusion – grandmothers, be smarter, protect yourself.
You can fuck with whoever you want, but to give birth - strictly from adequate men!!! Let these fools go away!
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Rather, you have already rested, scanty hysterics who destroyed their family and raised alone such "mother's daughters".
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Oh, highlighted "only the pants in the house were". He drinks, beats, eats almost in a married bed, speaks in a matte, is inadequate and complete, does not want to know anything about respect for the mother of his child - a fig, but there is an egg-bearer in the house, the most beautiful model of male behavior for a growing child. And all those who respect themselves and their children are scornful hysterics. That is what, Mikhail!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №107410
 27.12.2014
There was a girl who wanted chocolate, but she lacked 10 coins to buy, and there was a boy who also wanted chocolate, but he lacked only 1 coin to buy. Then they decided to collect all the money together and buy one chocolate, but they still lacked 1 coin.
How much does chocolate cost?
Yyy: So what, the girl didn’t have a single coin?
ZZZ : Oh yeah This is always the case when a boy and a girl want to buy chocolate together.

[ + 18 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107409
 27.12.2014
Advertising: Electronic anti-nicotine calcium.
This shit is associated with a rubber woman.
Not just a rubber woman, but a rubber aunt.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107408
 27.12.2014
Illustration from the life of a designer in the office and a designer freelancer

Freelancer: I just woke up.
Freelancer: Still in bed
Office: and I woke up, read the tweet, washed, dressed, cut the butters, heated the car, pumped the wheel, came to work, read the Facebook, read the contact, talked to the jury, talked to Max, made tea, sharpened the butter, responded to yesterday's messages, and wrote you a list of actions from 7:00 to 9:45 :)
Freelancer is Hui! OOO

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107407
 27.12.2014
Snow: but to start building from a helicopter site
Snow: a few more days like yesterday and here only a helicopter

A helicopter without a helicopter will not help you.

Snow: say in ancient times people some animals so turned into domestic animals.
They created conditions for them. They built barracks, made cakes. Animals often came and gradually used to people themselves.? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107406
 27.12.2014
Q:...The most interesting thing begins just after everyone announced that Russia was defeated...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107405
 27.12.2014
Differences between Facebook and LinkedIn:
[kaa]: You don’t want to spam your cat’s photos of people you met at a professional conference.
[torkve]: What can be professional contact with a person who doesn’t like my cat’s photos?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107404
 27.12.2014
acquaintance on the network.

He said, “Why don’t you drop?and 😉
She: Because the requests to give a photo made me burdened at the time when everybody used an asshole.
He is an asshole?:S
She :...
She: Boy, how old are you?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107403
 27.12.2014
and nervous:
by Tom:
The Other:
The stupid:
and smart:
The Fifth:
The 10th:
This is:

Go all naked!

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With the next!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107402
 27.12.2014
In the backpack a full bank of purple ink broke.
Was it without a bag? Did you wear white pants?
x. a box of sweets, plaster bags, tablets, a bottle of champagne, a newly purchased book...No. in black wool pants. Now in the whitener are lying.. hz what the result will be...
Black pants in the whitener?
H is It is blue!!! to
And I am only interested in the question, where does the man go with a bag of plaster, ink and champagne?

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