My friend has a 6-year-old daughter. A girlfriend goes with her out of the garden, listening to a child's talk. Suddenly the daughter says:
You know, I am pregnant!
My girlfriend, roaring her cheek:
What? →? to
“Well, yes,” the daughter calmly continues, “I am a zebra in the zoo and I am pregnant.
“Aha, Zeebra... I understand.
The daughter goes quietly for a while, then breathes hard:
I am a zebra and tired like a dog. Now I will come home, I will wash the coats, and I will give birth!
The couple in the back drowned with cigarettes.

July (00:37:57 25/12/2008)
Which is better jeans or jeans?
He (00:38:06 25/12/2008)
Eeee
He (00:38:18 25/12/2008)
The first is the shoes, the second the pants.
He (00:38:20 25/12/2008)
There is a difference 7.
July (00:38:28 25/12/2008)
What is better?
He (00:39:05 25/12/2008)
Is it better, potatoes or steplers?
July (00:39:22 25/12/2008)
Potatoes
He (00:39:41 25/12/2008)
You won well.

I accidentally came in a trolleybus on an unfamiliar girl... "Sorry, - I say, - with an attacker!"...

We sit in the classroom and drink beer. As soon as the plank turns to the board, we drink. The opposite wing of the audience on us enviously burns and looks at the teaching... and here as a stunt, well, there is no direct strength. Later, we were told that the paddle turns to the board, we throw the bowls, and at this time he himself gets the bread out of his jacket, drinks, smells his sleeve and writes on the board.

The case occurred in the distant Soviet times, the era of temporary
the shortage of "consumer goods" that has lasted for decades,
starting with the products, well except, except that, the legendary
tomatoes and candy named "bottles", ending... however,
Older people remember, and young people will not understand how this could be.
With the sports equipment the case was also, if not worse. and one day
A group of extreme skiers, who mastered another slope under
Peter, read in the newspaper advertisement: "I sell Austrian mountain skies
The Company" The boys fell into a stupor, smoothly turning into a stormy excitement
From the anticipation of changing the usual "wood" to REAL skies.
In the morning, on all pairs, striving to outperform competitors,
The address. The door opened not by age a strong grandfather with a heavy look and
A visible scar across the entire cheek. And they are in a bad state.
XXXX, Austrian mountain skies made of red wood. Shredded from
such exclusive, with difficulty coming to mind, the extremes could ask
Only one thing: Father, where do you get them from?! to
"A," the owner of the treasure snatched with his hand, "with the "Edelweiss" removed.
(For young people not very familiar with the history of the Great Patriotic:
"Edelweiss" - an elite fascist unit formed from
Alpinists and skiers who fought in the mountains.

In the supermarket. The picture. Close to the yogurt table.
Whose yogurt is this?
Buy it, it will be yours.
I am not confused, good =)

The U.S. Federal Reserve has decided to issue a $0 (zero) banknote with a portrait of George W. Bush on the front.

In order for the year of the bull to go well, on the New Year's Eve you must call the bull.

From the revelations of one lover of art.

..."Mom, I want to be like Michelangelo!" and the next day I was glad to buy a set of brushes and aquarels of 56 colors!! It has 56 colors!! I immediately smeared myself from foot to head with ten shades of green and put an orange bandage on my eyes.
After a month, I haven’t seen the turtles. And it’s not because of the orange bandage.

XXX is
A quiet night
YYYY
Good night, young Jedi.
YYYY
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It’s a shit that your neighbors below tell you to be healthy when you’re in the bathroom.
You sit like this in the toilet, and the neighbor below (also in the toilet):
Bring the newspaper!
I had no one to scream, but I said:
Read in the ear!
He read the news at first, but then he listened to the news on three floors.)

Make sure to put your keys and mobile phone in your pocket before throwing out.

Package of garbage in the garbage pipeline.

My grandfather told me on the train.

When I was a kid, we lived as a large family in the village. and I was

My grandfather’s only grandchildren, the rest were girls. My grandfather loved me.

Allowed more and more. Especially when I jumped.

On my grandfather’s knees. Grandfather stoically endured, even when I was missing and

His feet were on his eggs. He just shrugged and said:

Take care of the eggs. My grandfather makes money.

I deliberately remembered these words, although I did not understand the meaning at the time.

Then I grew up a little and one day saw my grandfather come to visit. something

He is exercised.

“Ivan Martynich, you do God’s mercy, help me.

My grandfather noticed me and shrugged my finger.

They went.

They brought us to the field. Grandfather walked on a swallowed field, mowing the stitches

He took off his pants and sat straight naked back on the ground.

I suddenly remembered his story and yelled:

Take care of the eggs! You make money with them!

My grandfather smiled and nodded me with the finger again. Speak in silence.

Now I am working and earning. No one, no one has this secret.

Give to. If you grow up, you will earn yourself. See also: Eggs

When touching the ground, the wheat is sown early. Now you see,

Eggs are not boiled.

The men! You can sow!

The crisis is flying over the United States - Oh! I see I worked well here!

The crisis is flying over Europe – Oh! I see, and I did a great job here!! to

The crisis over Ukraine - FIGASE?! Who is this here without me?

Did it?? to

The fucking!! How the secretary has stunned me now!! I found the phone of the house of Peter the First and gave me, and said, that when I was not there, I was called and asked to call again and ask Peter Alekseevich, and I took and called.)

I quote :

Found the Easter: if you press Ctrl and Shift and click on the plus, a gallery of fashion tower opens!
14 of 88
But well! Have you forgotten what 14/88 means? Do you remember that this is a racist greeting? And what hero does he then do in the top of the abyss? Are you tired of living? This website and the FSB are viewing".

and calm. Everything under control. The group has already left.
p.s Thanks to Conscious Citizens

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