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Which side of the plane is best to fly to Kamchatka?
Did no one advise from the outside?
The xxx:
Where and how to celebrate the New Year?
YYYY :
In the notebook - a pen, if the oldfag,
In Twitter - status, if hipster,
In Laura, if it is boring,
In the company of friends - a camping, if you need a fun year,
At home - a deep, strong sleep, if everything is gone.
lex_Crimea: There are movies where the trailer is a spoiler
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In Krasnodar there is a fitness club for women called Curves. I saw his clients. Really a fucker.
We walked along the street with him.
I held him by the hand and he made me foolish.
Commentary on the new distribution with the film on the popular tracker:
I’t say that I liked the movie, but I won’t say what I didn’t like either.
2: well so the movie makes sense to watch, or as 1 wrote - and not that yes, and not that no?))
A good movie watched now who understands he sees
4: agree when you see you understand that regardless of what the movie watched so it was not in vain
5: I’t say that the movie liked, but I won’t say that I didn’t like it either, because you have to download it first.
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A man with no fingers on his hand. In the course of the conversation it became clear: in childhood with his brother in a joke took a tail, he thought the brother would not hit, the brother thought - will have time to remove the hand.
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Luke Skywalker is alive. Obi-Wan comes and says, “You are not a Chmo, you are a Jedi.”
Harry Potter is alive. Hagrid comes and says, “You’re not a troll, you’re a wizard.”
The Hobbit lives. Gandalf comes and says, “You don’t matter, you have a special mission.
That is, mass culture has made millions of children waiting for an unknown bearded man who will take them out of the house.
When you are single, you are surrounded by happy married couples. And when you are married, happy single people are around.
26th of December. and Siberia. Birds, Mothering, Returning from the South
The crisis has ended, the ass has come.
by KONDEXIII
Due to the unprecedented warm winter D.A. Medvedev can not fall asleep at the fifth consecutive meeting of the Russian government.
Well, finally, I’ll watch Star Wars 7
Yyy: A long time ago, in a distant galaxy?
XXX: Please do not spoil!
Listen, let’s get along: you or the girl is a fairy girl who doesn’t want to decide, but wants a dress... and yes, it’s too, but then I decide where you go in these stripes.
or an adult independent woman with cats, but then you do not have situations that so far I am not - a taxi driver was blinded, colleagues were lost in the decoult and called to the bath from excitement?
You and the goat!!! to
xxx: " well you and the goat". From the creators "oh, everything!"
A new pearl hangs in the top. "I came and looked, and they had the 98th windshield slightly breathing."
My eyes...
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I sit in the kitchen, crashing with the four-battery (from the battle of the clones very worthy, although overwhelmed by me many times, but in the glorious battle of the beats of the crawling), parallel to the spark of fire in the ashes. On his knees. Suddenly, the spark crashes to the side and fires the wool on a mouthpiece. She jumps, shuts down the light, looks at me, sits on the hose and sits in it. And you won’t even punish, because it’s really fair. Topo was washed.