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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14784
 27.02.2009
Hey, the boring ones that search engines on request "pickup" give out the themes of droppers, not machines. Learn to go crazy. We choose "Advanced search", indicate the words that should NOT be present on the page (babi, porovo, enlarge the member), and forward! At the same time, wear jeans with sleeves.
Plus those who know this wonderful function.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14783
 27.02.2009
In winter, people in electric cars are divided into 2 types:
People who close the door behind themselves when entering the wagon.
2 Fools

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14782
 27.02.2009
XHH : P.S Can you hurt your other half?
I only have my ass in half...which one?

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