bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №26618
 27.02.2010
This summer, when we were with my grandmother in the village, there was a courtyard... the matter came to the toilet (to carry into the house too expensive and laboriously just insulated the cabin, what difference still there live electricity in the summer)
Well, so my younger sister began to penetrate, that no one is allowed there, please pay money to go to the toilet...
Dad said the phrase:
Oh, Alena, what kind of you are... To the other fucking greedy...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №26617
 27.02.2010
I was sitting in a cafe yesterday. At the next table is a young mom and a 5-6 year old girl. A girl with an appetite eats meat and says:
Mmmmmmm... sweet... like a human...
It became scary...
0 - O

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №26616
 27.02.2010
I work as a vendor of ready-made food in a supermarket.
One guy came to us every day, taking something for dinner.
The third day is not good. I looked into his basket, and there were potatoes, pasta, meat, etc.
The girl has appeared.)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №26615
 27.02.2010
(Comments under photo in contact)
Leshik: haams grew up catchy, adult)))
A year ago, I was a little fool.
Now you are a big dumb fool.

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26614
 27.02.2010
[Jan_Samsung] (21:35:12 30/12/2009)
It’s fun to play with your eggs...to throw them over here...to roll over...to squeeze...

[Janie_Samnese] (21:35:26 30/12/2009)
Talking to them

Tattoos and Tattoos (21:35:27 30/12/2009)
I am happy I will remove you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №26613
 27.02.2010
The night. I fall asleep with my beloved. With pleasure I take a deep breath, exhale and go into the world of dreams.I wake up from the fact that a man shakes my shoulder and asks:
Madonna, have you forgotten anything?! to
I: No, but what is it?
To breathe, for example?! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №26612
 27.02.2010
by Elena G. (18 and 53) :
A cleanly shaved man’s face – what could be more pleasant?

Andrew J. (18 and 53) :
A clean female?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №26611
 27.02.2010
20th century – a kilogram of makeup
The 21st century - a megabyte of Photoshop

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26610
 27.02.2010
ZU
Well, why did I put the money in the same pocket with the Gandons?! to

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26609
 27.02.2010
And let us once again, please, tomorrow the dean will say, expel or not, who is reading this now at night and not at night, chew the plus, save me. Anyone who is unhappy with Sessions.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №26608
 27.02.2010
Picture: Office, two employees each looking for something in Dublin GIS (electronic map of the city). One of them says:
Gagarina is 16.
...
He was injured (second job)

O_O

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №26607
 27.02.2010
X: I don’t think I’m going to get married today.
And then the bus cut me off.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №26606
 27.02.2010
On February 23, the same groups gave each one a pack of condoms. After a little thought, I decided to give a pregnancy test on March 8.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №26605
 27.02.2010
Two women thought, looking each other in the eyes with a sweet smile...
– ‘๑ –

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №26604
 27.02.2010
BarBoss: Did you see in the shops powerful electric calls of the time of the Crimean war for security alarm? They are also called "chips", for the resemblance to the original? 20 years ago, my colleague, sleeping at work for the hundred-hundredth time, actually connected these breasts to the electromechanical alarm. For some time, together with him, all five floors and two adjacent entrances were put up for work.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №26603
 27.02.2010
Are there condoms for oral sex? and :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYY With a pillow to clean the cheeks and tongue!

[ + 141 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26602
 27.02.2010
To all those who are struggling with hysteria when seeing this: I really want to buy a car this year before my birthday. Just over a month! I wish for those who desire to be fulfilled. and :)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №26601
 27.02.2010
of the army life. The time was after the outbreak. The barracks, the lower location, the 2nd squadron, the silence, and the quiet whisper – which was simply impossible not to hear:
"The mattress, the mattress – give me at least once!"
"All of us" all of us! and :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №26600
 27.02.2010
She did with me morally what I wanted to do with her physically.

[ + 186 - ] Comment quote №26599
 27.02.2010
By the way, I read about "History for those who hate officials so much." Here is my story:
My father is a war veteran (Afghanistan). I am very proud of my father and hope to be a little like him. And no, he is psychically normal (and that has become a stereotype for everyone...)! So, we allocated a large sum of money to pay, like my father. In general, there were 15 thousand per 1 person, and veterans in our city are not so few, and it turns out that the total amount looks in a six-digit size (if not in a seven-digit). Only three people will be paid. If suddenly this resource read any authorities, then I ask to pay attention to the city of Sosnovoborsk Krasnoyarsk region.

This is your last hope, please miss it.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna