Conversation of two men:
Do you see this blue light?
Is this green?
Yes, this is the sirene.

Alimentation is a decent thing, but it would be cool to tie it to the child. That is, to create a mechanism of admissible spending, such that the money either goes to the child or remains for his future. The same goes for maternity capital.

Oh yes! As all men-intelligence-suppliers are holy assured that the former wife solves her problems on alimony in rubles.

How are you "" in English?

The women’s and men’s toilets are opposite each other. I go out of mine, meet the boy in his way. He smiled and said, “Hi! How are you?" Naturally, automatically and smiling, I answer: "Hi, fine!", and so I wanted to continue "washed here..."

The difficulties of translation.
I was at a guitar concert in the Philharmonic. The conference is represented by the French guitarist, Mr. Trallal (Judicaël Perroy), winner of international competitions. A guitarist and a translator.
Guitarist: Божур лямур тужур манифик оляляля.
The translator (who asks him): is the manicure of the manicure?
Guitarist: ui, lammour lammour, tuzhur!
The translator (hall): Bonjuur lamour tuzhur manicure of olya!
And he leaves.
Hall of O_O

Atum: Yesterday Jehovah’s Witnesses came to Sanjak.
Atum: Two hours under the door, knocked on it, at the end even started to cry...
Atum:...until he finally released them.

This is what you say to the owner of the Order of the Lenny of the 3rd degree! I would show it to you, but I was lazy to go for delivery.

Continuing the liquidation.
Read here: Use of condoms during sex is not intended. Is it how? Are they blowing them something? Or are they being fired into the shells?"
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You won’t believe what interesting ideas people come to mind. Hearing from acquaintances:
Wear two for reliability.
2) Wear only before the very completion of the act (even with several acts in a row and without a breath between).
3) Instead, leave one for several acts.
Well, it’s clear that 2 and 3 are fast recovering youths.
4) Choose not by size / bad to scratch.
Do not use lubricant with a small amount of natural lubricant.
6) Use as a lubricant "not to" (record - yes, fat).
7) The most economical last: one economical pair was quite seriously washed, dried, swallowed and reused.

if the grandmother wants to fly, nothing will stop her, sometimes even the absence of sex with her is not a 100% contraceptive, that is to say about condoms which can be penetrated and the content removed.
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Do not talk to unusual people. And throw your condoms wherever they get, where these foolish people can find them. The absence of sex is not contraceptive. Or pay for the foolishness of communicating with them, too.

In the light of the established spring weather, the postulate of four types of lazy:
Summer (too hot to do anything)
Autumn (too wet to do anything)
Winter (too cold to do anything)
And spring is too good to do something.

There is a character at work, afraid of two things:
1) eat, drink, breathe in something harmful (or be ultrasounded) which will lead to infertility.
A sheep becomes pregnant.

A head of bo-bo?

Perdone mua, or maybe the biological father, for example, gave sperm to the bank? What about him, should some left-wing grandmother with artificial insemination then catch up to the wall?

In sperm banks, such contracts are completely excluded, otherwise there would be no single sperm in these banks.

iiaiia: When we were choked in the entrance (forgive me my French) I wept so that after a long time it was clean!
I spoke in three languages. So that there are not understood.
There was something about pigs, karma, and constipation of such a magnitude that the fear of not cuddling kept some irresponsible subjects back for a long time.
So let’s get scared!

When you’re drunk, you don’t feel how acidic the lime is.
YYY: Maybe it’s not lime, it’s peach?
XXX: What a fucking peanut peach!

This is:

Why does everyone say, “Lunar diode, give me strength,” and nobody asks, “Lunar diode, give me brains?”

Imho, there would be no need for literacy.

The guys are so funny :)
1st I, I am a prince, fit 13 of the 12 criteria, so you can't find me?
2nd What are these foods? That grandmother had to be protected, I don’t know, you won’t prove anything! They are mercantile!

What a fun quiet family night.
A good acquaintance shared the news that he soon became a father, I was very happy for him, because he was married for several years, wanted a child, but his wife was never pregnant. about a year ago he divorced (for several reasons), from six months ago he met a girl, months two as they started living together and yesterday his girlfriend showed him a test).
In the evening after dinner, after three joint drinking liquor, I tell my beloved spouse about this event:
Imagine he’ll soon be a father, he wanted it for so long!
It is fine. Something happened quickly, but we just moved. Is she really pregnant with him?
They live together.
Well and what? I live with you, too!

I have a friend Anatoly and I have a little daughter.
Somehow she comes to me and says loudly, “Paaap, Uncle Troll is calling you!”
I almost fell from the striving, my wife in three died, in the kitchen I heard the coughing of Uncle Trolly and the glowing face of Lenusik for the task and the joy of parents.

Lovers argue on the topics of mutual gender responsibility, adherents of prostitution, active and passive alimentiaries, specialists on condoms and other swallows: who are you? I do not know you! Go on naked!! to

> ddd: Introduced. under the roaring dynamics of the music of Tchaikovsky from the toned "nine", two cotton men in sports costumes come out and say: "State, please share with us material values, yupta!"

and ==
This is actually "Fabric Orange"!

Do not talk to unusual people. And throw your condoms wherever they get, where these foolish people can find them. The absence of sex is not contraceptive. Or pay for the foolishness of communicating with them, too.

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My husband’s friend 30+ years ago, when there was no DNA analysis and no talk, got into such a situation. He and the girl studied in the same group. He didn’t even communicate, he had someone to talk to, and with whom to sleep. But the girl decided that the son of the academician suited her, and went to his parents with a statement that she was pregnant with their son.

The boy really turned out to be hard, like a diamond, and many years later he did the same analysis and tweeted this certificate of his parents, who "but she could not invent all this! ", but it was a completely different story.