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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №140861
 27.04.2017
The husband made the most delicious sausages for beer. My cat and I had splashes. While I was distracting my husband, the cat stole a couple of sausages. We sit in the bathroom together and quietly eat.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №140860
 27.04.2017
The RZD will abandon the plankcarter wagons.
Low-income citizens will be transported in goods. Tickets are a bit expensive.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140859
 27.04.2017
I drag XSLT Template site in UMI.CMS, found comments in code:

<ul>
<!-- I hate you fucking, steward!!!! and >
...
<a bunch of wise conditions (and in xsl they are multi-storey:) for the output of classes and other lobes>
...
I hate every single cell!!! and >
< and/or >

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140858
 27.04.2017
On advertising, where it is advised to turn off the water while brushing teeth.
In our city, the water in the pipeline is taken from underground springs through wells. After use, it is spilled into the river through the cleaning, which eventually falls into the Arctic Ocean. If we reject stereotypes, it is based on the fact that:
a) I do not send humanitarian aid to African Africans (namely water),
(b) It is highly unlikely that the underground waters of Siberia are connected with the groundwater sources in Africa;
c) taking into account the intricacy of water and air currents, the water poured out and paid by the counter by me from the crane can still reach Africa and rain;
We conclude that this advertisement deprives black children of the only chance to get water from me!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140857
 27.04.2017
Nicholas
The cat saw that we were eating dried mango. Requires to share

Andrei
I recently had a fish cracker.

Yulia
It is dangerous for us to leave seeds, the cat eats them, and then produces the wrong cozinaki.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140856
 27.04.2017
I explained. Puffy legs are the same part of the image, as the swamps on the whole face. Which of the cosmetics knew only washing. That is, such a funny prostitute, who can be as smart as she wants, but this does not prevent her from being simple and straightforward.

But in the image of glamorous dolls they are, gently speaking, inappropriate.

It is just a matter of the combination of details in the image that someone chooses for themselves. It chooses forever, this week, this time of day, or this period of life. There is one "universally correct" rule - the details should be combined, and if contrasted, then by intent, not by stupidity. The attempt to declare these details as mandatory and universal rules itself is a testament to its own narrowness.

That is all.

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