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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29330
 27.04.2010
<< The Evil Angel>>
I have a mother, David Blaine, and Captain Evidence in one person.

<< The Evil Angel>>
I will go crazy.

<< The Evil Angel>>
She says I smell my nose.

[ + 108 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29329
 27.04.2010
Fuck, that’s why when you start repairing something, then after 15 minutes of hunting do at least as it was?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29328
 27.04.2010
1: I sell a computer of good assembly (more specifically, I can not say yet) - cheap system unit, g / k display, printer, power system, subwoofer and columns.the state is perfect!price is agreed upon, when inspected. at any time.phone
2: I sell a beautiful big car, white, the engine I do not remember which, but apparently aluminum - very not even weak!!! There are still seemingly 4 wheels, I don't remember which, but the neighbor will have smaller... in general, call - let's talk! Phone three zero - two zero - zero!
3: I will buy for the money, which I can not say yet, but they are rectangular, beautiful, I will give a few papers, on them units, knots and some statues are drawn.
4: I sell an apartment or not an apartment I don't know, there are 4 walls like, how many squares I don't know well about normal should be enough, generally a good apartment, call suggest
If I do, I will sell the garage. Well, or, not exactly a garage, but a place under the sky. It is somewhere outside the city. I can't show it because I don't know where it is yet, but I can say that the place is good. As there is a road, the road leads to it. Well, or, the path... There’s still a lounge so big next door... Well, in general, you can get there. Anyone interested, call and ask. I can't answer you, but you call, don't be ashamed!
6 )))) to the fire)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №29327
 27.04.2010
XXX: The Startup
Well why I don’t believe that the intelligence on the planet is going: Captain, 1st Assistant, 1st Pilot, Chief Engineer, Specialist on Naval Weapons
It reminds of a Polish plane.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29326
 27.04.2010
Let’s go with us in the wave.)
go go go go go))
I decide physics.
Theme: Destroyed

[ + 74 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29325
 27.04.2010
In Skype, a man hit me, who, having turned on the video connection, began to catch bacon in the pop! I am in shock.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №29324
 27.04.2010
I recently watched horror films about ghosts, Poltergeist and even with him.
I lay a little sleep, and he looked at my shoulder like a whirlwind: A-aaaaaaaa!!! The eyes are round. I turn to no one!! My son continues to scream! In the head pops up stories about the fact that children can see the invisible for adults... Immediately the thoughts of the most terrible, as well as tumultuous considerations, turn wildly: how can we break away from all the invisible and intangible impurity?!!! The heart is almost jumping out... And the son gives out: A-aa! Mother! I forgot to smell my hands!!! (The cream was just on the shelf behind my back.)
All of us!! Stop watching the horror!!! to

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №29323
 27.04.2010
She is: Sorry. I have wine before you.
He is: Nothing. I also have a vodka :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №29322
 27.04.2010
You’re reading this, and at this moment, for example, Putin pounded.

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29321
 27.04.2010
Moscovites, say, are you fucking on your head? Nougat at the end station of the subway, "go out?No, fucking, I’m fucking in the depot!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №29320
 27.04.2010
Continuation of the theme of the son of Jurk.

The little boy is painting again. I come to see.
A painted monster. in glasses, a tie, with clothes, horns and clothes. I ask – who is it?
The answer killed you!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29319
 27.04.2010
XXX: Hello to you! Let’s meet in the week? I like you.
WOW: No, I cannot do it.
XHH: Why is it? Just honestly.
You are a little full, you have acne, eternal lack of sleep.
HHH: And that is all?
You are still a student.
I earn $4,000 a week.
Let’s meet, of course it’s me.
I confused you with other guys.
Let’s meet at 5am today. and :-*

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29318
 27.04.2010
When you eat someone’s eyes, try not to chew.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29317
 27.04.2010
xxx> and I am going to strip dance class tomorrow
xxx> I will learn to dance for my future boyfriend
yyy> :D
xxx and gt; what!? to
yyy> Yes, I thought that you can do another month in the bordell, also for the future guy you will learn :)

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №29316
 27.04.2010
Is it possible to take 5 minutes for Stasi not to ask a stupid question?
Stay: For what?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №29315
 27.04.2010
The theme of childhood.
I found out that my girlfriend from childhood believed that the stitch is innate!!!!!!)
And she was very upset, because she didn't have a bracelet - not lucky, so she went to her dad.
I wore it for a long time.)

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №29314
 27.04.2010
Returning from the army. Everyone has a coat, a hijacker type on the knee. The bomb is:
- Give me a little bit, I will reveal to you the secret so that family life is strong, long.
And all the drunk already, let’s collect coins on a common wave in the pockets.
And only Leha is like that - gets the tableholder and gives, like you, father, tell your secret.
And that: learn to suck the fucking man, deeply and without hands. Do it from heart and do not demand anything in return.
Lecha is a former hockey player. The man did not have time to negotiate yet, and he already exploded in the sky with his heels and flew somewhere to the urn. But the drunk, fucking he will be... The officer did not let go, stood up on his elbow, and with the reproach as follows:
What are you fighting? Or do you think it’s above your dignity, O daughter?
EtoGux

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29313
 27.04.2010
I work out in the evening.
I go somehow through one of Peter’s sleeping areas, stopping the body of questionable sobriety and provincial appearance.
I: Where are we going?
The body is 24.
I sound the price, the body agrees, let it into the salon and roll onto the prospectus leading to the center. After five minutes, the body grabs and cries:
Stay where I went!

Near the road stands a small anchor with the inscription "wash 24 hours".

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №29312
 27.04.2010
We go by car, at the stop burns garbage and mint its bacon of minerals water...
"Yes, they are such that they don’t abandon their own in trouble..."

[ + 218 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29311
 27.04.2010
The airport. The controller gives permission to drive. The aircraft carrier is going to shave the grass around the lights on the roll, the equipment is classic. The weather is so smooth, and the man wears a tent coat. Cutting the grass. At this point, Jak42 begins to roll along this steering track and the controller gives the command to release the lane. Uncle departs 25-30 meters and stands and waits. Cappuccino on the head, hair in the hand. The boat passes by, the airplane driver welcomes the crew. Everyone on the plane sees a figure in a coat, a cap, and a shovel in the hand that welcomes the hand. Crew: "The command tell him to put the bark down until our passengers jumped!"

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