The Automotive Forum
In general, when moving, a sharp smell of gasoline from the oven + flows from the engine to the paddle later onto the asphalt and begins to smoke under the hood.
You have a broken car 😉 😉 😉 😉

Boyroid: the RPC proposed to create nightclubs without “disgrace, drunkenness and drug addiction”
boyroid: so I see - a young devout couple praying in the club sorting, drunk with holy water

A breastfeeding day in the clinic, among moms and dads with small children in line is a 17-year-old boy.
One of the dads: Why are you stuck here on your baby’s day? Are you still a neighbor?
Boy: ugo, at the military committee =(

Anthonym is an antonym of the word synonym.

Listen, I have a problem.
What now?
- I clicked on the Facebook page of Medvedev "I like it"
Congratulations, you are single.
- Yes, I accidentally at all.. and now in the tape they are all overwhelmed, it is necessary to fly kilometers, and press "no longer likes" somehow linked.
Press and pull out of the country. :D

by 111:
The so-called “Blue Screen of Death” (BSoD) has long been an unofficial trademark of Microsoft. Traditionally, any Windows operating system can suddenly go to a knock-down, showing incomprehensible letters on a blue background. If you believe the rumors, in Windows 8 similar emergency mode will no longer be

by 000:
Replace it with Trollface

I asked the secretary to download the required document to the shared network disk. On the question "where?" he machine-wise burst "it into the root" and forgot. When I started looking, there was no. Asked if she dropped – "Yes, in the root as you asked";
And then I found the folder "Root" on the...

I remember, long ago in the media there was noise - discussed whether to import radioactive waste for recycling to Russia or not. Of course everyone was against. Then it all slid down and forgot. I started on the railway 12 years ago. So even before this and all these 12 years of radioactive waste is driving quite successfully. At least twice a week there are very characteristic trains with military security, carrying a special container, the sender is USA. If you consider that there are no such cargoes in the reverse, you can assume that the waste is simply stored, according to rumors, somewhere in Siberia. And if you count the amount of waste that has been brought in all these years, it becomes simply not by itself. Your thoughts.

It is good to say "where in Siberia".. For me personally this "where it"is apparently 40 km away. This is "not by itself". Although I honestly thought it was all in the distant past...

The cross on the freedom of a man's solitary life usually consists of two strips in a woman's life.

“Every free man will dispose of his ass as he wills... so I raise and kiss mys!”

From a letter of Russian strike players to the British Ministry of Defense:
...and order your special forces to dress in shape and only in what is appropriate, or it is completely unclear on the photos how to model them.

"I currently have a Windows IX-ER".
It is five :)

Mr.D: Yesterday I bought wide jeans for the summer. My grandmother called them "Sharovary". I remember last summer... The balls really baked...

Discussion on Wikipedia:
Have you deleted my article about the outdoors?
And the reason?
It is forbidden to write about yourself on Wikipedia.

If I knew where I would fall, I would lay down the slums.
He probably fell out of a helicopter on a debris.

Life in Brighton
Yesterday evening I hear someone loudly screaming in the courtyard, I look out the window. There is a family dispute: the grandmother on the man orets and comes together. At the threshold, he suddenly stops, issuing the phrase Go fuck yourself! The man was not confused and burned out - Yes, I'm throwing up, fool!

The onset of spring was marked by a new surge in popularity of posts from those who lack sex, masqueraded as widespread arguments about what are all butterflies (or that all men are lustful goats).
Near May 9th, another joke on the topic of the Georgian tape is coming!

There is revitalization in the office - someone puts long planned order on the table, breaking old papers into pieces, someone emotionally debates about a new project, someone just talks about hurricanes and economic driving...
This is because there is no internet in the morning.

I got some oil from the refrigerator, but I stuck the egg. It started to fall, but since I had a great reaction, I shrugged my hand to catch it. I reached, but I did not catch it, but let it fly through the kitchen. And, Zuko, got straight into the fan :(

A: To be honest, a smile is what I always pay attention to. Even if she has beautiful breasts.
Especially if the girl has beautiful breasts.