Damy:...I miss between my ears when the boss calls me an iPad, but when he called me the director of the Internet, I couldn’t stand it.

On Tuesday, April 17, the production of one of the cheapest in the world was completed.
Russian car market - Lada-2107
They had to devour all the drawings so that evil would not return.

I dreamed that Kipelov from the stage sings the songs of Hope Kadysheva, and the hall sings him... in connection with this there are several questions:
How do I know that these are the songs of Hope Kadysheva?
How do I know the songs of Hope Kadysheva?! to

Scuco, and he sang well.

xxx: Dear, you say if you have someone... I’ll understand everything... and I’ll go quietly and unnoticed.
YYYY: Yes
That is how I knew Kobe!!! You will be able to get your stuff in an hour!!!! to

- "The Runner on the Leash" has watched?
– not
- Well, the type there guy with the help of questions could determine who in front of him - Android or not
Or an iPhone?

Daddy: Yesterday I watched the show as a woman adopted a child from a former mistress who died during childbirth. Could you be noble as well?
Violetka: Of course, just let her die for the beginning.

JohnDoe13: And for you, gentlemen, porn videos need to be posted in the form of a zip-archive, which contains thousands of jpeg images and one wav file. You will get the pleasure twice: first when assembling the video, and then when viewing what came out. And if you first re-number images or synchronize the audio...

Yesterday, therefore, I go to the workplace to the toilet on the case and find thick roses scattered around the toilet.
It was unwilling to recall that beautiful girls cuddle with flowers and blow with butterflies!
Judging by the inappropriation, it seems that one of them had diarrhea and she didn't get a little)))

I pulled out the tick, I come with him to the hospital, I approach the registry, showing the animal:
and salutation. Where are we with him?
The girl who works there:
Today you are nowhere, and tomorrow you will go to Morga.
- O_O
I cried out:
Is it all so critical?
It seemed to her that she cried:
Yes, we have a laboratory there from the torch.

Champagne, a box of sweets, a bath foam, a bouquet of roses, condoms - 2500 rubles on a MasterCard card. The envy in the eyes of the cashier is invaluable.

I would take the cat.

The Scottish

But no shit.

Scottish: tough, wearing a Kilt and a two-handed sword

by Michael (10:07) :
Eat Haggis and drink whisky for at least 12 years.

Instead of a cowboy, he plays on the wool.

XHHH: The bath of champagne for losers Here I have a champagne entrance!!! I have a whole box broken up (((
How could you kill so much champagne?(((The smell is probably not transmitted in the entrance))))))
xxh: Julia, the neighbors are very happy to say the spirit of aristocracy vibrates at the entrance )))

I play WOT, I get excited, I start from the base, I decided to see who followed me, looked around. Hm, a good team, a wife on the couch with a book, and a banging cat on the box.

Commentary on the film "Robot" of Indian production

Mono: The movie is clean to crack. But what progress – the Indians removed the “fantasy”!!! By the way, on the New Year's holidays showed Indian horrors about ghosts and aliens in them too without motor songs and dances did not do.

GLDRaptor: Mono, the Earthman! We’re here to kill all your men, make your women our slaves, and put children on the organs!

So let’s sing about it!! to

Sitting at work found out that you can not simultaneously open more than 91 windows of the built-in application "calculator".

Thank you for a pleasant end to the work day! I checked. Nippon is possible!

In the Yellow Sea successfully completed the active phase of the largest in the history of Russia and China joint exercises. Crews of ships, among them the Russian missile cruiser "Varyag", performed perfectly all combat tasks, including repelling the attack of the conditional pirates..." Imagine pirates attacking the missile cruiser.

This is why PMS immediately?heads pain-PMS, stomach-PMS, bad-PMS... angry straight
Terminator_Nemo: is angry - pms )))

Drunk> her husband is normal, polite.
I came to her - in one hand flowers, in the other Gandons.
Drunk > the flowers he immediately handed over to her, and the Gandons took away.
<drink> "Thank you, says they will be useful, with vaseline"
< drunk> polite, fucking...

Holidays are only for those who can organize them for themselves.

I once lived with a natural Arab. Nothing personal – we just shared a room in a postgraduate community near Peter, at the institute with the popular name Nifnif near Oranienbaum. It was poor for Peter in the 90s, there was nowhere to go. In the evening we watched TV. The Arabs especially launched series with passions. In one of them, the hero broke between his wife and mistress, both really beautiful and smart. It was clear that the Arabs liked both, as well as the hero. Finally, the mistress whispered that the guy would not go to her, and applied the classic move - she arranged so that the wife stumbled them. As a result, all three were left with the nose - the wife could not forgive her husband, and he the mistress, who put it. “How difficult you are! My neighbor thoughtfully said, “We would have had such a problem if the fifth had appeared. But with four wives on such a posture she would not have decided..."