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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16799
 27.05.2009
The man who last Saturday in the area of 21.00 walked on the street. Alexander Nevsky in the subway with a rubber doll in an embrace - a huge respect! It raised the mood.)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16798
 27.05.2009
Is there anyone from Nizhny Novgorod?
I am from there. What do I need? To show sights, to drink beer together, to tell about the city, to advise the hotel?
and no. How is it easier to travel around your city?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16797
 27.05.2009
I walk down the street and meet a guy in a white cloth with the inscription on his chest: “Blowjob is better than no job” with huge black letters. Learn the English! Although he may think so.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №16796
 27.05.2009
Dimas: was in the military committee, in the medical commission
dimas: we put a few people in the last cabinet, there people are sitting at the table all kinds of x ask the type where you want to serve, etc...
dimas: and here the fucking two recruits begin to go off, all void, they write in their course that they are not suitable and send a void
dimas: I go out after all, these "pedicles" stand with two girls, explain that everything is done, hold each other's hands, say thank you and break up each with their girlfriend
Tagged with: Ahaia

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16795
 27.05.2009
I wake up in the morning after celebrating my dawn. I hear someone at the door saying -"Well, again birthday, thank you for inviting". -"Thank you for coming"
I think, and then I am who?! to

[ + 78 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16794
 27.05.2009
History is real.
In my student life, few people did not work, eat hunting, and
The scholarship is small.
This is not about scholarships.
We arranged with the boys in the subway - washing the cars at night.
This is a normal job for the student. Before 1 or 2 nights, wash the floor.
Car and sleep. Immediately in the car. Specially drawn mattresses, pillows,
The blanket.
He also worked fairy tales. It is true to get up at 5 in the morning. Members begin to leave
From the Depot.
This is prehistory.
Once washed the floors and decided to celebrate the birthday of one of the boys.
The Comrade.
There was vodka, but no snacks.
Drink from the throat.
In 30 minutes. Everyone was already asleep.
I Woke Up First (Eight o’clock in the Morning)
In front of me people hang, in the wagon pressure - people go to work.
We’ve been there and back for three hours.
And how the controllers at the end stations didn’t wake us up – it’s unclear.
And the wagons 7 ril sleep on mattresses with pillows and covered with blankets.
How I woke them, how they woke up.
As we walked on the perron not washed with mattresses and blankets under the mouse.
This is another story.
But from the car, no one said a word.
Something was uncomfortable.
As far as I can remember, I feel uncomfortable.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16793
 27.05.2009
The Sims 3. He made there a lonely old man with a crumbling walk and blue eyes. He gave him genius, genius. childhood and human hatred and arranged to work in the clinic - TEEEEESHSHUUUUUUUUSSSY ))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16792
 27.05.2009
Some video in which a aunt swings herself in a 70cm-long anal phalloimiter. Killed the first comment:
"Kolbas in supermarkets can only be stolen with that ass!" O_o

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №16791
 27.05.2009
UPS has not repaired me?
YYY: Ah, come in as you can.
YYY: * take
XXX: What about me?
YYY: No, this is my friend. If it's not difficult bread for me, take me a fuck.
YYY: So the sausage is no shit.
YYY: White
YYY: there is
XXX: *rofl* g... according to Freud... has there been no sex for a long time?
YYY: Why hasn’t it been long ago? It was long ago!!! to
YYY: * has been
YYY: Blowing

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