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[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30590
 27.05.2010
You know: the more clamps in the sentence, the less the man has brains))))
WOW : I agree.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №30589
 27.05.2010
Dimin: South African shamans sacrificed a cow near the main stadium of the 2010 World Cup. The purpose of the sacrifice is to obtain the support of ancestors during the World Cup 2010"
Wolverine: and in the end they will eat the winning team to take over their skills

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30588
 27.05.2010
Comment to discussing photos of another woman’s revenge, through a scratched car:

"Some people are fools."

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30587
 27.05.2010
User: The mail does not work. Please look at.
...
How did you live 26 days without mail?
User: It was very sad.
Admin is great! You passed the test. We take you to our partisan squad! You can keep your tongue behind your teeth.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №30586
 27.05.2010
<Lady Macbeth> The Family Idyll. Sitting: the husband in 1C finances is broken, I check my daughter's task.
<Lady McBett> She is me: I have a horse, no horse, give a horse...
<Lady Macbeth> Husband turns around with a handcuff: "Give a horse?"
<Lady McBett> She stumbled on him, let’s go on. There is no bone, no bone.
<Lady McBett> This bastard, bending from the hood, interrupts: "...Bone!"
<Lady Macbeth> Went in the toilet until I was cold :->

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