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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98458
 27.05.2014
In general, always (in normal people), under the female "beard" was understood vegetation on the female genitals.
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The fucking. I’m glad that I’m "abnormal" in your understanding.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98457
 27.05.2014
I feel in connection with the victory in / in Ukraine Poroshenko, on the next Maidan people will stand with tablets "Powder, go"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98456
 27.05.2014
My husband and I sit on the couch at night.
M: You have such bottomless eyes!
I: Oh, yesterday I saw a sluggish video of how eye protheses are done. Very interesting!
M: Ophigete, you are romantic with me.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98455
 27.05.2014
My baby is 4 months today.
YYYYYYYYYYYY Congratulations
Did you buy him a cake?
We gave him a festive breast.
YYY: Is the feast a sergeant?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98454
 27.05.2014
Article on the Japanese game:
XX: In what language does he write the proga?
yyy: I would rewrite to Go banally for the sake of stylistic integrity.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98453
 27.05.2014
She contacted a friend via Skype and now lives in Italy. He shows me his dog, interfering with the racing. Sabbana jumps on her arms, rubs on her mistress and swirls with a hammer, and responds to scratches with a quiet measurement ring. The owner complains, that is always the case. You grind her – she cries. And here I’m falling – fasting, you said her cat raised?
Yes, the dog's moisturizer is not provided, but she tried as much as she could)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98452
 27.05.2014

Yes, when they are pregnant, you will understand, usually it is better to get into the car and go home in 5 minutes, and she will say that she wants a banana, and you are okay, you go to the store and buy an apple, a banana, ice cream, antifreeze, strawberries, liver, raw chicken, a little wheat, and tomatoes. Here is this

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98451
 27.05.2014
My wife bought a ring. The dialogue:
I sit and play the Hobbit.
I: How is this possible in your work?! to
She: I feel like I’m naked with my ring. I look at it and think:"My beauty" =)
I: Do you understand that I can’t call you the same name from now on? 😉

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98450
 27.05.2014
Yeah, I remember, last year at the same time trolled the people in tanks with a loud capso "URA, HOLIDAY!1" before the battle. Such a shit was, even to shoot their own in the ass. I need to repeat =)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98449
 27.05.2014
Den Tulinov: Meanwhile, geneticist Venter is about to transplant genetically modified pig lungs to humans.
Zloradskij: So, Mrs, the next patient of Mahmoud Abu Burunduk al-Bharhan... Hey, where did you run?? to

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