And have you noticed that even the fastest-going men start to go much slower, if in front of them appears a short shirt with long naked legs, so that God will not overtake and lose such a spectacle from sight?

The head of the expenditure department passed by my office, to the printer. It complains.
Something in the throat got sick.
I cheated on you, I say. How will I treat?
“Please,” she said on the way back from the printer to the office.
I follow her:
Come in, I compliment you.
Fuck, I think she’s spotted from the Aura)))))

111. how are you with your girlfriend?
22 is serious.
111, and for how much?
222. seriously decided that I needed another girl

xxx: (playing in Heroes of the Sword and Magic 3, thinking in the ear) Visited the Mysterious Garden - gave money, the Ring of the Fairy - gave luck, dragons' logos - gave puzzles.

"Officially confirmed release date of Windows 8 – 2012" - here it is....

An unusual study was recently conducted by an international team of scientists. The aim of the experiment was to test the feasibility of the poses outlined in Kamasutra, an ancient Indian text devoted to the theme of love.

Oh, how they disguise themselves - "international"... ;)

Why are you not sleeping?

My friend, the electricity got up.

Are you sleeping together?

She [09:02]: Well yes

He said, “What is good about you?

I am doing this course.

He [09:06]: I am afraid to ask what topic if a cursor needs to sleep with a girlfriend...

she [09:07]: system of incentives in management

April: I had an epic file.
Monster: What is it?
April: I was late to the department meeting today, where puzzles were distributed for being late.

The AJAX paradox. In the apartment smells of strawberries, but the strawberries in the apartment does not even smell.

About the "bubbles" in the eyes. One person gave the correct answer that it is "Destruction of the glass body" (read more on Wikipedia). But no, they went astray and continued to post the shit about worms, dust and beaten pixels.

I went to hang up :(
YYY: What is it?
XXX is a problem.
YYY: What are they?
X: I will tell you tomorrow.

Anonymous: Don’t go after me! Yoda Died in Episode 5
Ideal: Yoda died in the 6th
Yoda did not die, but became transparent and blue!
You are dead, you are stupid. The road is prepared for you.

XXX : P [..]
YYY: What does that mean?
XXX: Lise the roof)

The most delicious thing in chupa chops is that you try to squeeze your teeth out of the stick!

Asked the accounting office not to keep at home and send all the broken IT-shell to the IT department. The miracle happened! Together with the keys, mice and monks came the Tester!

<Morrygan> I hate him.
<Ctacka> what is it again? (= the
<Morigan> I cut the salad and he comes in. With bint, watt, and green.
<Morigan[plures]> I am distracted from salad, O_o
<Morigan[sweet]> O_O
<Morigan> and I am distracted and cut to blood with a knife!!! to
<Morrygan> and he is "guy-guy, I knew!! (= " and stretches me a watt and a green, scuco
<Morrygan> But if he didn’t come, I’t be hit!!! to
<Ctacka> so you’re sad about it so far?
<Morrigan[suffers]> No, I cooked the food here, I got a little hurt. :(

We lie somehow with a girl, she put her head on my chest and thoughtfully said so "The best pillow, and niibet!". and pause. "While..."

xy
What are your pants?

xx
If I say red boxers, it will be unromantic, and if I say circular strings, it will not be true.

xxx: The hernia this inets.....I have my brother 24 Mbps.
Yyy: And I have a fucking 24cm... and niibet.
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XXX: The X-Files
Honest singer
XXX: The Tea Tree
Yyy: Bite the bread
XXX: The Salad
yyy: buchni beer
XXX: The Fuck
Tagged: smoking
XXX: Salmon of tuna
Go to Race
XXX: Start from the end
yyy: pni of the seller
8 Smell of Eggs
Yyy: Push off the torch
XXX: The shooter
Yyy: Love the Father
XXX: Feeding the Puppy
Tagged: male male
XXX: The Cappuccino
YYY : OO
Fuck, you have won.