XX: I was driving to work last week. The cell phone calls. I start looking for her in the bag on the passenger seat, I raise my eyes. The BAC. I drove in the back of another car (good that at least the old nine was). The phone is all ringing.
I pick up the phone and say 'What?'
And there mom says: 'I just call to find out how things are, or I have a bad feeling'...

The caterpillars wrapped the nest under the window. Now, looking at the cat, I understand what I look like playing in the WV. She, the poor, does not even have time to eat!

Q: What signs of syphilis did you find?
I had a twenty-five-liter enamel cane on my back.
I want to reassure you.
You have it from birth.
You usually call it your head.

Never buy a girl an epilator! Even if she hints or asks for her birthday, you’ll still be a goat who wants to hurt her.

Ar7 (02:42:42 27/06/2011)
May God forgive your sins.
Ar7 (02:43:06 27/06/2011)
Have you made a mistake in pop?
I_am_blond... (02:43:08 27/06/2011)
Sins not to be executed.
Ar7 (02:43:35 27/06/2011)
You have burned rough.

karamelka_v: My also cuts on a bike in the country, shoots from the bow and the stove. We bought a bumerang. The first launch was successful - swinging through the fence, the boomerang disappeared in the forest. The coconut, which never closes our cloth (there are no dentists for it), has been silent for half an hour. The bumerang was found. The second launch was carried out by my daughter. My daughter is very interested in all kinds of sports. Running on any distances at the same time with the boys, a three-piece throw in basketball is generally a penny, I am silent about all sorts of spaghetti, bridges, lashes and bats. We have no equals here. The boomerang started well. has returned! I blinked the eye of Veronica. Everything was cooled to the bumerang. Especially Veronica.

I have a bird-eating spider, I feed it with cockroaches who live in a bowl... talk to my sister:
I am :O! The cockroaches ate one of their own.
Why don’t you feed them?
Q: Why do you eat food?

Have you ever found a deodorant that doesn’t sweat?! to

Can you help xxx?
One of the main roles in my upbringing was played by "Chip and Dale"... Of course I will help!!! to

She: Fuck you are the best in the world
He: Of course, there will probably be no more talking shit.

Another asteroid is approaching Earth. A spacecraft the size of a bus will fly very close to our planet tonight.

News: Uncontrolled bus to Earth

A woman who can’t get out of the pat in a warcraft because it’s a shame to say about a child: leave your pirate and come to us off. There are no twelve-year-olds here, and we, who understand, will cover up - both in paths and in raids.
with respect, black-sniper 85 level, father of two children :)

Maybe I’m a fool or something I don’t understand or don’t know, but when on the “Bash” or anywhere else the Aitishnikov are described as: a bearded man with a bald hair on his head in a sweater, I first imagine Anatoly Wasserman.

Yesterday, the court sentenced the man to 5000 r. A fine for sending a police officer. I’m starting to make money.)

The top of grandmothers' cynicism is to come to the bench every evening next to the pub and feed the local cats. Who would feed me so, blatantly?! to

Sometimes hunting some nonsense to do... order a song on a short number, eat a cheetah on the market, buy a licensed windows...

But did you not think that the iPhone, given to our president, is not the last employee of the factory of the country which is one of the most likely opponents of our country, is the ideal means of intelligence? And if you consider that there are means of intelligence (microphone, camera, etc.) And the means of communication (internet, Wi-Fi, hz what), then it is actually a pipet! In intelligence, there are no little things, but the toilet of the presidents is thrown out, so that you can learn about all sorts of diseases.
Well, about the very fact of the gift, it is generally a fucking shame, as if the buses were given to the papua!

In the comments to the laminators:

Why are consumables not indicated in the description, and if they are indicated, where is the mud?

I’ll tell you if you can figure out where you’ve stuck.

Please help me remember the movie! There are two friends who study in the same class and one of whom always carries a break with them.
I wonder now, what is it?

MarGo (01:00:12): He doesn’t cheat you.
Dad (01:00:13): Do you think?
MarGo (01:00:16): Check out )
Tata (01:00:24): Okay, I will go to the mobile phone to read it )
MarGo (01:00:29): Believe it * ) Sealed )))
MarGo (01:40:03): Do you know?))
MarGo (03:12:00): Tan? 0 O
MarGo (03:16:12): Fuck, one letter, and nothing would be...
MarGo (03:16:20): was* although the previous version was more appropriate in terms of meaning.