2 days in the gym - minus 2 kg
Do you fucking go there?

We are in line at the GIBDD in the examination department, a bunch of people, someone has already been transferred 8 times, all tortured. A girl enters and orets "Who’s the parked red Mazda on the street?" Everyone ignores. Again, and so on 3-4 times. I say: Yes, this is right, no one has it.)

In Krasnoyarsk, a failed attempt on a businessman was committed. The killer met him at the entrance and opened fire. One bullet struck from a golden chain on the man's neck, and the second hit his chest. The injured man self-injured the attacker. As a result, the killer went to resuscitation, and the businessman did not need hospitalization.

On June 24, in the district of Moscow, in the framework of the holiday "Youth Against Drugs", groups - "Siberian Fungi" and "Bloody".

Dear Santa Claus, please let all lovers of rest in nature with loud music settle a neighbor with a perforator, nine children and a home pony! >__<

And why then Mikhail Kalashnikov did not work for the car factory, if you look at now on our cars half the world would drive.

Sasha
I am going to write

The Roman
The Saxony))

Sasha
We didn’t even talk.)

The Roman
Are you a man or not))) Can you not seduce a girl?)))
That she did?
The eyes built!
So write
Hi, how do you say?
That guy is all right there, you said she has beautiful eyes, color of eyes remembered?
If you still have the color of the eyes without mistaken name, the sex of the matter is done!))
The first time I saw him, his eyes burned in the soul.
that will think of the type of mm what a attentive sympathetic man, and will be more favorable to you)))
And at that rate.)
All kinds of compliments
Then they agreed to meet.
A walk in the park or cafe
Compliments and Cheers
There is all that :)
You are my friend :)

Sasha
I am going to go eat.

This is elementary Watson!
In Russia, women are 10 million more than men. Now the question is – where do they come from, these incomprehensible "single guys"? So from where?!!! to

The average life expectancy of women is higher – and those 10 million are old women! Not all of us in the country of Galkinas - not everyone likes with old ladies.

Master in wedding hairstyles
This is me=)
M: Today the girl came for hair, I closed the reception after her.
I: And what then?
M: She was a whore!! to
I: Why did you come?
With the hair!!! to
I: And you...?
M: The bandit grabbed... she left pleased.

Oh, I totally forgot that I was almost caught some crazy on Sunday)) probably, you should not walk around empty parks after a beer holiday and a walk.
xxx: You can get an interesting proposal - for example, go to plant cucumbers in neighboring bushes if I was called to fuck, I would have less trouble, but cucumbers are cool!
xxx: I had to run through the lawn and beaten a bit to the house)) the guy accompanied me halfway, apparently the cucumbers proved to be persistent))

From the forum "I don’t like when during sex..."
Mady Dady: Let us summarize. An erotic nightmare. The partner insistently asks to make a minette, while he himself looks at the telecome, periodically popping, and here... a bell at the door, you start to hurry to dress and realize that the condom is left inside.

XX: How serious are you at all?
YYY: In the sense? and )
xxx: Well, there’s a difference between "Let’s meet" and "Let’s get married", right?
I want to know about how it looks.
YYY: Now it looks like "Goodbye"

Children play in the street:
I am in the house!
I broke the window.

It is sad when no one is waiting at home.
Don’t worry, they are waiting for you at home today.
XXX Who?
yyy: washing, cooking and cleaning.

There is such a flash game Jelly Adventure. On one of the websites, the first comment:
“I knew that one day these genetically modified products would raise the rebellion.

Commentary on the article about the departure of Eugene Margulis from "Time Machine":
The old man is at risk. We all remember the end of the desire to pursue a solo career outside of the “Time Machine” for Kurt Cobain.

My husband and I discussed who our son (4 years old) looked like. Here comes a boy from the street, all packed in dirt.
Man: Son, who are you more like, Mom or Dad?! to
To the pig!

xxx: By the way, today saw in the woods at the Volgograd boy with a sword, we had a maniac?
YYY: Go, there the rollers are walking out. Glad you haven’t seen the elves yet.)

I mean, I was in the metro :(
Nik: And I and Denis were driving in a half empty car :(
Zigi: How is it?
Nik: I had a röntgen photo with me.
Zigi: and what?
Nik: This gentleman took my pictures, raised it up and with a Khokhladic accent as a sparkle:
That shob me out! You have tuberculosis!
What did you take?
The following is written: "In open form".
Nik: Half of the wagon.

When my smartphone started talking to me, I thought it was another voice error of Google. But when the perforator spoke to me and the screwdriver followed, I understood that the balcony had to be ventilated during painting.