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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №150582
 27.06.2018
In the mid-1980s, a kindergarten. To play with a toy, you had to show it to the teacher and ask for permission. And here I chose a racing car that, when you ride it on the floor, makes such a fierce wave at the expense of some internal mechanism. My fingers are pulling to take her, and one girl is shouting, “Don’t take it for Christ’s sake!” I thought “Christad” was the name of this toy. A few days later, I approached the teacher with this machine and asked, "Can I take the christarad?" The teacher made such round eyes: “You can, of course, take, mother!”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150581
 27.06.2018
EMCHEESKA - ESEMESKA from MCHS

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150580
 27.06.2018
I call my voice, I feel like I’m not sober.
You are where?
“Sweet, sweet, I come home, it’s too late.
is exactly?
Well yes. You don’t believe me?
Turn on the TV...
Okay you...
Include it, I said.
It includes.
Okay well. Water in the bathroom?
It includes.
And now jump on your whirling bed. Not so loud. Are you a herd?
A scream is heard in the telephone.
Okay go to sleep. I love and kiss. You are smart. Not that your fucking ones are turning somewhere now!

As it turns out, it was actually:
Bar, football, beer, man 30-40 The body runs out into the middle of the room:
My grandmother is calling!
And silence... Switching the cell phone to a loud communication.
The guard turns on and turns off the TV.
The bartender puts water in the glass.
Three fans jump on the couch.
This is how 40 people can understand and penetrate!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №150579
 27.06.2018
Interviewer: “How do you think the 1970s Brazilian team would be able to beat today’s Argentina?”
Pele said “Yes.”
Interview: “With what account?”
Pele: “1-0”
The interviewer: “And that’s all.”
Pele: “Well, most of us are over 75 years old.”

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