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[ + 52 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50869
 27.07.2011
xxx: the perfect fox agrees with her man at all, and lulls him at home

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50868
 27.07.2011
What kind of trans do you like?
Anyway, if you take a break...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50867
 27.07.2011
Do you want quinoa?
I don’t drink quas, I hate it, have you ever seen me with quas?! to
Zzzz: Yes, and you have never seen a woman.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50866
 27.07.2011
I sit. I work, I do not disturb anyone, I hear - they say to evacuate, fire!The signal worked. I get up, shrink, go out into the corridor, panic. I look at the boss – he says to me: "Go on, work on". Workers are awake...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №50865
 27.07.2011
X-I marry my husband, out of the...
X-me no time to write, and it's not Alena))))))she just didn't get out of contact))))
Who am I talking to then?
X with her boyfriend
Is it the same person who drove her out on the street at night without money and phone in a strange city?
X is the same!!!! to
Hello to you 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50864
 27.07.2011
I opened the Pandora's box.
my :?
DDD: What do you wear in heroes?
ddd: Skype to the ancestors showed)

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50863
 27.07.2011
XX: Who can explain what functions this popular front has? Why enter it?
YY: You can enter this front like a shit — no sense, you just get upset.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50862
 27.07.2011
I ruined all the romance with the phrase "something you have cold breasts.."

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50861
 27.07.2011
I’m afraid to start playing warcraft after that"+44 to the strength and aura of the Extreme Flesh Boost".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50860
 27.07.2011
Discuss the leakage of personal data from online stores to search engines:
Sometimes Yandex started indexing - I haven't read the SMS yet.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №50859
 27.07.2011
Tell me, what do you do in life? and :)
Ivan: in life I am engaged in sitting at the computer, eating food and sleeping in sleep :) yes, and I walk sometimes ))
Are you a programmer? and :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №50858
 27.07.2011
Silver - Metal
In the center of Yekaterinburg invaded lossi Oo (link)

AZZY
Who was released from the mountain administration?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50857
 27.07.2011
News on Rambler:
It became known the most unsuccessful topic for conversations - it turned out to be personal finances. Millions of people are reluctant to discuss their income with friends and colleagues or refuse to talk about it at all.

The first comment:

The most unsuccessful topics for conversation: "Is there a phone to call, a?", "E,do you hear, you are from which area?", "Are there cigarettes?", "Sergent Pustogalovko, your documents?" XDDD

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