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The first thing that came to mind this morning:
Fly over me flying flies, sit on their heels, bite their ears.How I want to get out of under the blankets and give this flies at least once on the @ball.And here are two flies in the window flying, washed blades quite ohu@li, I will take the newspaper "protection of nature" and I will fuck you dumb wounds...)"

And it can be so, only bloody, tough, in the style of action - about mosquitoes?!))

We play with a small (10 years) in words, the husband falls out to name the word on "O". It was hot and he thought about something... The son says:
This is the most pleasant moment in a man’s life!
We pull out the rows, a couple of seconds we look at each other, then we start to sneeze stupidly, the husband still gives out something innocent, like a deer, I carefully ask my son:
I am ashamed to ask, what did you mean?
And here the untouched child’s brain gives out: A vacation!!! What are you doing like an unusual?

In the tram he heard the toughest phrase in his life. There was a crowd of people, the grandmother came to the stop and said: every day so many people will die, and in the trams still crowds.

messalina: so here) you know there is our animal feed - an alternative to viscacu - gun there, chamomile, vaska and so on.
Theme: Aaga
Messalina: I have a chuvich at work - Vladimirovna, an elderly woman, who works in the bread department. And around it is a stand with all these foods. But she has no relationship to him and knows nothing there - we have other girls there exhibiting products.
A man approaches her as he asks.
messalina: "Woman, you can't tell me, is the wax still in the refrigerator for a long time after opening?"
Messalina: Poor Vladimirovna

Evetazer: I stood yesterday at home, waited for a girl to come down and watched an interesting picture: I was a little, three or four years old, with my mother on the left side of the parked cars, their order was approximately this: a foreigner, a foreigner, our, a foreigner... The child:"...a car, a car, a tractor, a car..."Truth by the mouth of a baby =)

Cosmopolitan forum, topic "How to diversify sex", one of the answers (the best, I think):
Try to do love for diversity.

I quarreled with a guy...I sent a message in the form of a gently blue rectangle...How do you think he will understand that he is a “pydoras” with a flat sense of humor?and :)

I, for example, fall in love with the code, then everything around changes, and the sun shines differently and the birds sing somewhat especially and Cannibal Corpse sounds somewhat differently.

Q: What do you do with the universe?
WOW: So, there were tails there, where the dean helped, where the dean helped, where the eyes were closed... now they were transferred to the next course.
XHH: Yes, your situation reminded me of a card game.
In other words, what kind of game?
xxx: "Translated fool" is called)

Ashiro: What did she look at you?
Aizelk: How to tell you...
Aizelk: She has two screws-one with a system of 250, the other on the ter
Aizelk: on the system-gent, every little thing and 50 hectares of anime
Aizelk: Who did not enter the second ^_^

Do you also think that when you have enough babies, then you will have a girl?

my unseen with the words "crazy with her, with hot water, we people of the north" in the shower went...
A few minutes later, the song of Santa Claus about the summer (from the cartoon) came from the bathroom:
"Thanks to you!!!! to
This is our summer,
Summer dressed in bright green.
Shut off the water,
This is a good summer!"

In order for everyone to drive smoothly, you need to remove the safety pillows from the cars, and at the level of the neck to tie the machete.

The horror! I watched the address of the President about the terrible accident in the Rostov region, in which 25 people died. In the same developing Turkey, such an accident is simply NOT POSSIBLE, because there are all roads with separating fences between the opposite lanes. And the president says that the roads are only a small part of the problem! And we have a DPT on the Federal Route, on which there is no mechanical separation, only the lane is drawn. And even if all drivers are disciplined, three times strapped, after 50 meters will be the staff of GAI standing, hanging cameras, but let no god there will be mechanical damage, like the wheel of the same truck, and the third bus with children, then all these legal measures, the level of legal awareness of drivers, perfectly written laws will not be able to protect from trouble. And the separator of concrete, or iron, could.
The kingdom of heaven for the dead.

Unknown cyclist on a truss, with seat bags and backpack, that yesterday in the district helped to extinguish smoked jiggull - thank you. I don't know why you need a fire extinguisher, but thank you. The technical challenge is separate. If you refused the reward, at least to thank you.

Four in the morning, I fall asleep. Well, of course, those who were drunk and more courageous began to satisfy their natural desires. It was later discovered by the woman from above. The guy apparently began to change his position without leaving his partner. Well, he took off a Chinese trio with his shoulder, spinning out of the roof, over the bed. Through the centuries I was illuminated by a flash. There were no roots in direct appearance. I thought of the scratch! Then I lie down, like I sleep. After five seconds, a couple talks:
Irene, how are you? Did not hit you?
No... it didn’t hit me... it struck me!! to
Here the mosaic came about. In general, he bended the body, closing the contacts. The discharge dispersed the corps and Igor sat his shoulder into contacts, locking on himself. And since for the girl he held only dignity, the current went on the path of the least resistance.))))))

Fresh news of Yandex - the Prosecutor General of Ukraine has brought Pukach accusations in the case of Gongadze

Why did they blame Pokémon? :D

The morning. My husband begins to stumble. I want to sleep until dawn. I say "Yes, you do what you need, and then you will tell me how it went". Do not believe. I woke up from his hustle.

A resident of the city of Boonton, located in the state of New Jersey, called the police after in his own garage, he was attacked by a swarm.

After driving the car owner into the car, the rodent tried to penetrate behind him, and when the police arrived, he also attacked them.

Escaping from the aggressive animal, one of the security guards stumbled and fell. His partner managed to neutralize the rodent by applying a pepper bubble. by Lenta.ru

A harsh wake of American police.

I left my niece today (4,5), didn't know what to do with the child, and she gave dolls and pencils, nothing interested in her. She finally found! Thank you to the producers of polystyrene with puppies!