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What is Chanson?

The ants have settled in me and bring out the claw. I would never have imagined that...

Well when, well when Yandex will disclose the correspondence of our officials

In the most favourite place of rest of Krasnoyarsk and the residents of Khakasiya on Lake Shira for a photo with an exotic animal became in a row.

At lunchtime, the photographer Nicholas briefly distracted himself from his pet, and the crocodile, heated in the sun, could not resist the temptation and dive into the water.

We were sailing on catamaran. I thought the barrel was lying. The stick began to move away, and it was a crocodile. We were almost crazy of fear. Panic began across the lake. Everyone jumped out of the water, said a resting woman on the lake.

My story for a frequently encountered advertisement:

Dinner after a Metallica concert. And here, as soon as the meal comes to an end, from the mouths of the participants of the group the question is heard: "Who is in charge of the plates?"

In Omsk, parents named their daughter in honor of President Medvedev - Medmie. This is an abbreviation of “Medvedev Dmitry Anatolyevich”
Well, though not a boy and not in the days of Yeltsin Boris Nikolaevich.
I would be a fucker ;-)

I don’t like to work until lunch, I hate after lunch.

I spoke to my wife on the phone:
I'm the sun, now soon have to bring a notebook, you look for it to turn on and pay the courier, 60k on the table.
Wife – Oh, and it’s on the note? And they are no more...I went to the shops like my mom and sat in the coffee shop.
Am I really stupid?
Wife - (second after 5-10) Mom says no!

The news:
The son of the people's artist of the RSFSR Mikhail Boyarsky Sergey intends to take part in the elections to the State Council of St. Petersburg. Sergey Boyarsky is included in the list of intra-party voting of unicorns.

M to D. His father is a musketeer, his son is a cardinal’s guard.

Judging by the number of criminal personalities in the EP, the "People's Front" should be called "Strafbat" by the idea.

Our attitude to aviation is different, depending on gender. Girls love pilots, men like pilots.

From the tape:
A fun proposal was made in St. Petersburg. It is proposed to prohibit tourists and residents from wearing shorts. It turns out, the appearance of the inhabitants of the city very often does not correspond to the proud status of the place, and tourists, of course, will embarrass the northern capital, appearing in an inappropriate form.
I.Arcyshevsky proposes to equate wearing shorts in the city to petty hooliganism

Commentary :
xxx: I offer tank-like women for 120kg on the beaches to recognize as small hooligans and make them turn into tents.

When I was 7 years old, I smoked chopsticks, after almost burning my grandfather's car, I hung up.
(in the last minute)
But then I burned it anyway.

Edic Pan: Fse friendship pizzades
I am your friendship Stalker
I: I am your friendship in the shift there here
Edic Pan: May is not yours
I: May thy in sims three plant and die of hunger
I: May you work on paper to write and change
I: May thy attitude of myma prayer
Edic Pan: May ignore yours
Edic Pan: May your phone be removed and thrown out of your heart
May you smell yourself.
I: May out of your brain moonay pahodka to look after and fax to tell
Edic Pan: May you go on the letter

I walked through the street and saw a tent selling a school office. Over this tent hanged the slogan: "Write, read!"
The brain on the machine added: "Write, read, draw a guisey!!and "

She
Pull you in the sponge.

He is
They are in the chicken!

She
Then kick you in the stomach.

She
Hopefully not in the chicken.

He is
No) Sleep anymore, the cushion 😉

He is
OPS...

My father said:
“Look, the son grows up, he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke... It doesn’t even matter to fuck.”
O_O

What a chicken!
Is this something new? 😉
You know I’m only saying nice words to you. Therefore, in this case, the "chicken" is a very cool girl!
Thank you very much, chicken 😉

Yamaneko: We made a calyan for the cat!
Yamaneko: In the flavor lamp poured valerian!
Yamaneko: The cat is cuddling!

My mother’s daughter tells me after going to the mammologist:
I was mostly going to a woman, and I was told she was on vacation, only a man. I was frightened and started asking in the registration office for her to come back from her vacation as soon as possible. XDDD but then overwhelmed myself and went to the male mammologist and he liked me so much that I decided that I also liked the male gynaecologist.