You promised to go, but you fulfilled the task? How about the result?
Fulfilled in part.
How is it?
Until now, I only managed to go fucking away.

Gennych: Damn, your name is probably not taken to work anywhere.

Kryvorukov: UGU, so I had to become the founder and director of the largest commercial center =)

If a girl loves beer, fishing, playing cards, drinking vodka with port wine, virtuously mating, and, most importantly, painting eyelids with her mouth closed, then this is a former man.

Good guys fuck only bad girls.
But good guys only know good girls whom bad guys fuck.
That’s why good guys don’t fuck anyone.

A (C)

The xxx:
I have eaten :)

The SSU:
of whom?

The xxx:
The beans (

and ccc:
According to Freud.

and gt;
I saw a student who thought that Kunilingus was the name of some ancient Roman commander.
P.S Yes, since then, I’ve always written “Cunilingus” with the big letter.

It is good that there are still non-corrupt schoolchildren.

I'm a perfect woman - I'm allergic to sweaters.

At our school of higher mathematics one day his favorite dog named Jean-Paul Belmondo disappeared. He announced that he would put five without an exam. Since then, the Joppa has been disappearing every session.

Yesterday, a guy came to me to suck, met my mother, thought that the house was rentable and said that he was my brother from Syktyvkar. It is brilliant, fuck.

Loh, bring a new lamp from the warehouse.
I: Is she there?
Father: Of course...
I came in 15 minutes with empty hands.
I: Dad, I did not find it, as if it had all
Didn’t find it? So you have to buy...
>[]<

Finally solved the main childhood dispute who is cooler Van Damme or Stallone

Google is a girl. Purchased YouTube and entered the official list of Chrome applications AdBlock, which disables advertising on YouTube. Totally :D

Is it possible to eat up to death?
WOW : Yes.
Does the stomach break?
Harry is shaking!

IRA
Wanna, confess to me honestly.
When you eat embryo
Wash your hand in the bag without looking.
You guess the color.
Then you get him.
You are a superpower!!! to
Do you do that too?
by 13:30:06

Ivan
No is
by 13:30:30

IRA
fucking
by 13:30:37

Ivan
I am not so fucking.
by 13:30:38

IRA
Am I alone like that?
by 13:30:44

Ivan
I take two candies of the same color and put them on different sides of my mouth.
by 13:31:10
: 3

HH: What are you interested in?
The operating systems.
Are you a surgeon?

A man first marries a beautiful woman and then finds a mind in her.

Everything will be well

One African king had a close friend with whom he grew up. This friend, considering any situation that ever happened in his life, whether positive or negative, had the habit of saying, “It’s good!”

One day, the king and his friend were hunting. A friend prepared and loaded guns for the king. Obviously, he did something wrong, preparing one of the rifles, and when the king took a gun from his friend and shot from it, his thumb of his hand was torn off. Investigating the situation, a friend said as usual, "It's good!"The king replied, "No, it's not good!" and ordered to send his friend to jail.

About a year later, the king hunted in an area where he thought he could be completely fearless. But the cannibals captured him and brought him to his village with all the others. They tied his hands, pulled a bunch of wood, set up a pillar and tied the king to the pillar. When they approached closer to fire, they noticed that the king lacked a big finger on his hand. Because of their superstition, they never ate a man who had a weakness in his body. When the king was loosed, they let him go.

When he returned home, he remembered the case when he lost his finger, and felt a bite of conscience for his treatment of a friend. He went to jail to talk to him.

“You were right,” he said, “it was good that I was left without a finger.

He told me everything that just happened to him.

“I’m very sorry to put you in jail, it was bad on my part.

“No,” said his friend, “it’s good!

What are you saying? Is it good that I put my friend in jail for a year?

If I had not been in prison, I would have been there with you and I would have been eaten.

This dress will fill you!
Thank God, I’ve done all the sins.

@morejahhead :
I want to learn to tie.
First, while I go to the electric car, I do business myself.
Secondly, my grandmother’s sweater with a stranger hunting a deer refused to tie me.

From the movie Unstoppable 2. Hummingbird: I watched the movie. You have to be the last pitcher to not love these men.